Adrienne Nesser

The coolest woman ever!!! She is so awsome! But hey you teenies, no way he ever leave her for you! They have been married for 12 years and they have two children, Joseph Marciano and Jakob Danger.

"I love Adrienne Nesser's dreadlocks"-Me

by Ummm... August 13, 2006

Nessie watch

Being paid good money to do nothing and essentially waste one's life away.

Another term for this is "golden handcuffs".

Man, this job is akin to being paid to sit in a chair and be on the lookout for the loch Ness monster. Hence, Nessie watch.

by The_real_mr_fantastic September 28, 2019

nessie

n. when you take a dump that is so long that it sticks out of the water.

After eating that bowl of oatmeal, I feel like I could lay a nessie.

by shane November 30, 2004

Nessness

1. The element that adds the suffix -ness to any word that wouldn't normally contain the suffix, usually making the word more uber cool than before.

2. What makes the world go round, what you cannot forget, what keeps world peace. The world's state of war is the result of everyone having forgotten the Nessness.

1. Shut the freakness up.

2. You can't forget the Nessness.

by Underdog November 26, 2004

BIG NESSA

1.male with extremely large testicles
2.a savage ass

by BIG DIZZLE March 28, 2003

Nessie

A guy who says he has a big penis, but there is no proof that it exists.

That guy must be a nessie, he claims to have a big one, but he can't get a girl.

by kir3d May 4, 2010

Drop a Nessie in the Loch

A euphemism for defecating inspired by the Loch Ness Monster. Similar to "dropping off the kids at the pool", yet with a Scottish flair.

Scotsman 1: Good gracious I had a lot to eat last night!

I've got to drop a nessie in the loch!

Scotsman 2: Sounds like a plan, laddie.

by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 1, 2010