Random dude: yo that thot really did send a dickpic instead of her tits accidentally
Me, an intellectual: that’s kinda cringe, not EVEN going to fap (well, ofc I’m gonna fap)
Me, an intellectual: that’s kinda cringe, not EVEN going to fap (well, ofc I’m gonna fap)
by overheadsnocap September 14, 2019
Get the not even going to fapmug. A phrase said when you say something so outlandish or unrealistic that one may believe you are just saying it as a joke and don't actually mean it, so you say this to make it clear you're dead serious.
by an extremely depressed bandu May 17, 2023
Get the i'm not even jokingmug. I'm An Evenist I'll Treat You How You Treat Me.
I Love Evenism It Shows Me That Being Equal To Others Isn't Allowing Room For Others To Walk Over Me.
I Love Evenism It Shows Me That Being Equal To Others Isn't Allowing Room For Others To Walk Over Me.
by hllw September 1, 2021
Get the Evenismmug. <.7.9.7.6>Even Numbers COme With Four Words, Ante Meridian, Even, Post Meridian,<Midnight>Mid<n>ight<Midnight> Including Even <&>AnUdA<&> Odd Numbers HAs Two Words Odd, And Prime<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6>Even Numbers COme With Four Words, Ante Meridian, Even, Post Meridian,<Midnight>Mid<n>ight<Midnight> Including Even <&>AnUdA<&> Odd Numbers HAs Two Words Odd, And Prime<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6>Even Numbers COme With Four Words, Ante Meridian, Even, Post Meridian,<Midnight>Mid<n>ight<Midnight> Including Even <&>AnUdA<&> Odd Numbers HAs Two Words Odd, And Prime<.7.9.7.6.>mug. An Evening Damage is a very large shit you have after you've had your tea (or dinner/supper depending where in the country you're from!). It is generally one that's hard to squeeze out, but when it does, it makes a very heavy plop as it enters the water.
FRED: I'm just off to the toilette to offload my evening damage.
JOEY: OK have a good one!
drop the kids off at the pool restock the lake with brown trout lay a cable build a log cabin
JOEY: OK have a good one!
drop the kids off at the pool restock the lake with brown trout lay a cable build a log cabin
by boeing737229 February 15, 2018
Get the Evening Damagemug. Evening.
by Ñwñwñwñwñwñw August 4, 2025
Get the eveningmug. A cool and sexy, good looking man. Most of them lives in Norway.
Average length of penis: 35cm.
The name Even means cool, handsome and sexy.
Many girls will have sex with Even because he's so sexy.
Everyone loves Even because he's the coolest person that exists.
He is much cooler than other people, he is good in everything.
It was he who killed Hitler and Osama Bin Laden.
Average length of penis: 35cm.
The name Even means cool, handsome and sexy.
Many girls will have sex with Even because he's so sexy.
Everyone loves Even because he's the coolest person that exists.
He is much cooler than other people, he is good in everything.
It was he who killed Hitler and Osama Bin Laden.
by stian e så hoooot June 23, 2017
Get the Evenmug.