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noob

a synonym, although a neutral or offensive one (depending on the situation and context) one, for a rookie or a newbie.
military drill sergeant (adressing a private): yo noob, wat might yor name be?

private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.

drill sergeant : as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?

private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and no because my last name is not Jordan, and therefore im not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star.
by Crazy Uncle Dimma January 18, 2013
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A person who plays video-games and is awfully bad at it.
person 1 (while playing): Hey, give me jump over me so you can climb that box
person 2: I can't do that. It isn't happening.
person 1: well, thats because you are a NOOB. (laughs)
by undefined123 March 7, 2013
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noob

a synonym (neutral or offensive depending on the situation/context) for a rookie or a newbie.
military drill sergeant (addressing a private): yo noob, what might your name be?

private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.

drill sergeant: lol, as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?

private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and no because my last name is not Jordan.
by Crazy Uncle Dimma March 25, 2013
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Noob

Anyone without 200+ bones sitting in a back pack.
Fistan is a noob!
by Acklay May 31, 2013
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noob

a synonym (neutral or offensive depending on the situation/context) for a rookie or a newbie.
military drill sergeant (addressing a private): yo noob, what might your name be?

private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.

drill sergeant: lol, as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?

private: yes, since Jordan is my middle name and no because my last name is not Jordan.

sergeant: lol
by Crazy Uncle Dimma August 25, 2013
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Noob

adj: a word used to describe someone who behaves idiotically or stupidly; lic's word.
Gabby: *acts idiotically eg. asks how many continents there are*
Lic: Gabby you're such a stupid noob
by GabbyHemmings December 24, 2014
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NOOB

When whom is a noob, they get no more than 1 killstreak and you could never rely on such a person, TBH I say kill them all
OMG what a fu***ng NOOB kill him now!
by themissile14 June 6, 2015
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