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Mississippi Mudslide

When you have diarrhea You have your girl lay back with her legs lifted all the way back ... Just before you're about to stick your Dick in are you turning around shit and have vagina and then Bang her as a mud slides out.
Yeah man man my girl got freaky last night I gave her me an old Mississippi mudslide she was pissed off
by FredosnasTs January 18, 2023
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rainbow mudslide

The act of dedication on your partners chest while titty fucking your partners tits,while sliding on your partners chest in a row boat fashion
by Rainbow mudslide January 23, 2023
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Mississippi Mudslide

Its when you are wearing shorts and you crap your pants or your shorts I should say.
Henry was bewildered by his own Mississippi Mudslide on hole #9 of the golf course.
by John Conde May 2, 2023
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Mongolian Mudslide

The act of, getting on google and yelp to find the most poorly rated Mongolian restaurant in the area.
Once you’ve ordered the most questionable items in which food poisoning is an almost guarantee, and consumed them, the next part is a bit of a waiting game.

Once you or your partner feel the eruption coming, it is critical you time this perfectly, you may begin.

To begin whichever partner is about to shit goes first.

The male shitter, must proceed to face/titty fuck the partner until the moment of arrival, when he pops the cork he must provide a good launch angle so that he can cover his partner as best as he can.
The female shitter, is limited in the position she can use. Rear cowgirl is ideal, another could be side straddle. Ideally any position were your point of aim in the center of your partners body. Now when you’re ready, spread your cheeks for that man and let him watch as you blow chunks all over him. The fun isn’t over hop back on and keep riding!!! Or if you’re really brave let him put it in your ass and fill you back up with dessert😏

This complex and intricate process may fail a time or two before it’s executed with precision. In order to better prepare, ensure the parties have chosen food items that will most definitely make them have the most wrenching diarrhea.

Added tip, if you’ve got the iron gut use xlax. Added added tip, get plastic sheets.
“Hey Brian, you wanna hit up the gas station for some burritos?”
“Thanks Steve, no I’ve got to go to Mongolian grill to prepare for the wife and I’s Mongolian Mudslide later tonight.”
by Doctor Holliday June 24, 2023
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Maryvale Mudslide

When someone, usually out of anger or revenge, defecates on their sexual partner while they are in a deep sleep, most times passed out drunk. When that person wakes up and takes a whiff it reminds them of the time they were at an abandoned house in Maryvale with no plumbing and a toilet full of squatter feces. Then they realize it's them that smells like squatter feces from the abandoned house in Maryvale. Similar to Guadalupe Wake Up Call only not restricted to hotel/motel rooms. (See Guadalupe wake up call)
Damn homie, this morning my sister's room smelled like an outhouse was brought inside. When I asked her what the fuck that smell was she said you must've given her a Maryvale Mudslide before you left this morning. If you guys are going to be fighting, you can't come over anymore.
by Chinooks64 July 14, 2023
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Arctic mudslide

The act of freezing a cup of diarrhea and the placing it on your partner’s chest while having sexual intercourse. As it melts it resembles a mudslide
Hey man I gave her the arctic mudslide last night I think she loved it
by Sick fuck 82 July 28, 2023
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Irish Mudslide

When you take a shot down someone’s butthole while they simultaneously shit in your mouth.
“I needed to shit at the restaurant and my wife snuck a shot of whiskey into the family bathroom to Irish mudslide that turd”
by anonymous August 5, 2023
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