Gag (joke) used on social / news comment sites where someone gives the name "Mr. Lyons" and local zoo phone number to fool other people into thinking an actual name and number for contacting has been posted for a confrontation. Used by DarthRandall on TBO.com, USA Today, and the Washington Post when provoked by angry or rude commenters who disagree with him.
"Do you have a problem with me?? Why don't you give me a call at xxx-xxx-xxxx, ask for Mr. Lyons."
Hey, I just "Mr. Lyons"-ed another idiot on TBO!! He fell for it and called! What a maroon!
Hey, I just "Mr. Lyons"-ed another idiot on TBO!! He fell for it and called! What a maroon!
by TheUnclieChrist March 02, 2010
A music teacher who loves jamming his cock inside of Cassuis’ ass cheeks. He often says “Play The D!” He has been known to also slap the fuck out of his students (Cassius especially). He is fast as fuck and this helps him hunt down little kids to prey on.
by Godisyourdaddy December 30, 2019
a name for someone who can't perform menial tasks, or fails at performing them numerous times. derived from the character on sesame street, or more specifically elmo's world who is played by bill irwin and that other guy.
by Appleperson June 20, 2009
The way Rick Sanchez, from the show Rick and Morty, calls himself when he is in a Schwifty state singing the song "Get Schwifty" in the episode "Get Schwifty"
Time to get Schwifty in here
I'm Mr Bulldops.
I'm Mr Bulldops.
Take a shit on the floor.
- Rick Sanchez
I'm Mr Bulldops.
I'm Mr Bulldops.
Take a shit on the floor.
- Rick Sanchez
by Buppe1 August 22, 2017
Girl: I hear you're great in bed
Guy: This is true, my room is the G-spot, call me Mr. Flintstone, I can make your bedrock.
Girl: Let's fuck....right now
Guy: This is true, my room is the G-spot, call me Mr. Flintstone, I can make your bedrock.
Girl: Let's fuck....right now
by theislamicbomb456 March 30, 2010
noun: pejorative
1. A marriage as a result of attending a 4-year university with the soul purpose of getting married and consequently not completing college.
2. The attending of college, usually a 4-year university of moderate to high prestige, to get married to avoid independence or responsibility.
3. To go from one's parent's home to the home of a spouse with out ever achieving emotional or financial independence, or academic success.
1. A marriage as a result of attending a 4-year university with the soul purpose of getting married and consequently not completing college.
2. The attending of college, usually a 4-year university of moderate to high prestige, to get married to avoid independence or responsibility.
3. To go from one's parent's home to the home of a spouse with out ever achieving emotional or financial independence, or academic success.
Betsy got her MRS degree from State. "I am majoring in my MRS Degree." Suzie's MRS Degree ended in divorce.
by sunmaidliz April 07, 2007
a peice of living shit on south park who comes if u eat lots of fibers on christmas eve and he lives in a sewer and if u eat weird healthy food it makes his enviroment(sewer) bad and he could die if he doesnt eat chefs chocolate salty balls
i ate lots of fiber and took at shit on christmas ever and saw mr hanky but my sister flushed him. wat a n00bcaek
by sporkness April 15, 2007