Honest mistake

when you mistake a dancer for a waitress, at a strip club.

John said, “honest mistake” after he handed the strip club dancer a $5 bill and told her to get him 2 bud lights. She threw the $5 back at him and said I am a dancer not a waitress.

by RNKMXN November 5, 2022

holy mostaccioli

Expression of surprise or excitement, many times used by Diane dunbrowski in Chicago party aunt. Mostaciolli is also a delicious dish from the south of Italy

Holy mostaccioli, that's so bomb ass!
Ikr!!

by Brandon13784 March 4, 2023

zayed mostafa

emarati baddie he pulls up to the emarati meetings

zayed mostafa pulled up to the emarati meeting.

by Itchy scratch 123 October 1, 2023

miner mistake

Tongue-in-cheek reference to Texaco's seemingly-insignificant error of drilling a 14"-diameter bore-hole into da roof of da Diamond Crystal Salt Company's hacked-out chasm underneath Lake Pigneur; as we all know, though, said comparatively-tiny geological puncture was ANYTHING BUT "miner" --- I mean, minor!

Poking a merely-foot-two-inch-diameter hole into da roof of a hollowed-out salt-cavern may indeed not sound very serious or dangerous, but when you consider dat (1) there was an entire lake on top of said fissure, and (2) da material surrounding said unintended vent was largely composed of readily-dissolvable salt --- which of course would just erode away and thus rapidly make said erroneous orifice progressively bigger --- said "miner mistake" was hardly "small potatoes", after all!!

by QuacksO December 31, 2023

Rookie mistake

Getting caught pissing and then fucked in the ass by your friends (only for boys)

Marius, you did such a rookie mistake

by asix April 7, 2024

Secondhand Mistake

A mistake that you made due to someone else's original mistake. Think of a 3 car crash as an example. If you get rear-ended and then hit the person in front of you, is it really your fault?

This can apply to a multitude of situations including families, relationships, work related incidents, etc.

Originally used in the song "Spilled Milk" by Mack Harrison.

Jeeze dude, I am really getting the first degree over these secondhand mistakes. I feel like I got set up for this malarky.

by DefinitelyNotMackHarrison September 24, 2025

Aunt Jemima Mistake

When you get done bozoing a girl and you put syrup in her butt so that her cheeks stick together.

Wayne, you've already bozoed her, now lets give her the aunt jemima mistake!

by Twittenham_rebel May 3, 2009