Treadmill Moms

An Active career mom who doesn't have time for sports, save an occasional visit to the gym.

The Treadmill Mom picks up her kids from soccer practice when time allows, but generally leaves it up to her husband

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

yo momsicle

when you eat your mom out

joey had some yo momsicle action last night

by yo gurl July 29, 2006

Moomer

An individual who is of a similar age range to Baby Boomers but has the mannerisms of a Millennial. Commonly into sports such as baseball, usually enjoys drinking and chewing tobacco. Often has a negative opinion of Millennials despite having almost identical characteristics.

"Hey Dave did you see that stupid Millennial watching hockey? Baseball is a much better sport. Let's go on Snapchat and Instagram to tell our fellow Moomers how stupid Millennials are".

by Japlow October 14, 2019

u moms/pops

referring to your mother/father, except only pussies say "your mother"

u moms touched u pops

by YoshiKool August 21, 2004

[moobs]

man boobs or the place on a man where a woman would have boobs

He has so huge moobs that he may have size double d!!

by MaryGrace Mayotte October 4, 2007

Momstigator

1. Mom who is at home on her iPad googling the term "YOLO" on an unreputable website, as if said website provides insight into the term.

2. Mom who does not yet realize that this website is complete trash and can be edited at anytime, mostly by extremely unintelligent people who happen to probably be the actual users of the term "YOLO" in real life.

3. Mom who doesn't yet realize that everyone (who matters/has a brain) discounts this website as a huge joke for extremely bored people or those who are "trolling" - see also - trolling (v.)

1. Wow, that e-mail seemed a lot like Momstigating! I really need to go work on my project and meet up with a few people to follow up on important matters!

2. "Lol did you see the definition of being a momstigator, mom?"

"Yes, now that I have, I realize this website is useless, LOL, SMH, ROFL"

3. "Hey Johnny, do you use Urbandictionary.com to clue yourself in on popular terms?"

"Haha are you kidding me? Yes, I do that every day, it is the most accurate explanation for common terms among me and my peeps"
*group explodes in laughter*

by McNobody McUnreputable de'Wow November 9, 2012

Moobsticles

Man boobs, similar to chesticles but on men

Holy shit that guy has major moobsticles

by Joey Woodford February 25, 2014