Money Grows on Trees

An author’s little-known truth, because trees give rise to lumber, which can then be converted to paper, before it is being used to print books, which earn the writer a cash lump sum or an obscene royalty.

In billions of homes, it’s not uncommon for parents telling their children off that money doesn’t grow on trees, or that money is hard to come by, but for millions of authors and publishers, the opposite is true: “Money grows on trees.”

by Fasters April 26, 2023

just money

used to describe a fine ass male,but rarely a female.
or to describe your thug status.

"look at that guy"
"oh yeah hes just money."
or...
"im a hustla,im just money,just money"

by just money July 18, 2006

analog money

physical currency.

"You have change for a 5?"
reply."No I don't have any analog money"

by cancerhand November 11, 2009

plastic money

Another name for a credit card or debit card.

Don't bother reaching for your wallet; I have some plastic money, honey.

by BornBlitzed September 14, 2010

Matador Money

Quickly dolling out a large amount of cash to avoid an unpleasant situation.

My angry ex-girlfriend came b-lining towards my table, so I quickly threw down some matador money and took off.

by Riverson May 21, 2011

Onion Money

Made popular by the Vanilla Ice 'Satisfaction' single, "She has no no Onion Money" is spoken by an uncredited lip actor.

'Onion Money' refers to a 90's fad of trading sexual favors for food at a farmer's market.

"Yo Vanilla! She has no no onion money!"

"Me and Darnell were hungry, so we traded some onion money down on ol'country road."

by JCarCom May 7, 2012

Breakup Money

The extra cash one comes into following the end of a relationship after cutting expenses like dinner dates, jewelry, and other miscellaneous items for the now ex-significant other.

Grant: You're really going to buy one bottle of every type of Patron?

Frank: Hell yeah, son -- I got that breakup money coming in now.

by BobbyStompy January 27, 2013