Mikey

He won’t shut up but loves to wrestle with friends and family.he has good hair but when ever it’s school time he makes it look like a white kids hair (slik back). Loves football and basketball. Usually dark skinned and brown curly hair. He normally where’s no socks and if he does there old and stinky. He can be a buttwhole some times but wonce you get to know him he is a nice and wonderful person to be around. And he only ever where’s small clothes that don’t fit him anymore and his mom has to help him😂(he loses his jacket at school a lot)

Mom: Mikey pick up your clothes
Mikey:ok one second let me die on this game first
Mom:NO RIGHT NOW YOU ALWAYS SAY ONE SECOND

by Mikey_the_buttwhole December 21, 2019

Mikey

A really gay cunt. He likes it up the bum. But Alasdair is amazing. Mikey will always be a virgin.

John: Mikey is a fucking gay cunt

by Pp time January 12, 2020

The Mikey Vetty

In the act of ejaculation, a male rips off some of his (preferably pubic) hair, places the hair on his male/female partner's face and ejaculates on his/her face. The sperm allows for the hair to stick to the partner's face, to resemble facial hair.

"Dude, what did you do to that girl over their last night, it looks like your pubes are on his face."
"I did 'The Mikey Vetty' on her. It was totally worth it."

by randbots December 14, 2012

Mikey dale

When a women over 60 is giving a blowjob to a younger man in a car

My grandma loves to give a good ol Mikey dale

by Cooperator November 19, 2018

crikey mikey

Aussie version of For Fucks Sake

oh crikey mikey what is wrong with you?

by drklm November 7, 2017

Mikey Venus

destined to succeed alpha male leader among men caring to those who he cares for highly intelligent usually , 6’4 arrogant but charming confident and a man who resorts to violence in protection

Mikey Venus is an absolute G

by Nxbbo August 30, 2022