might as well smear it on my guts !

where high fat foods secure 'real estate' and "homestead" ! ie: the concept of fat going right to the arms, guts, butt and hips ("guts" could be replaced with those other body parts !)

dave: this is pretty damn good 'za ! amy: might as well smear it on my guts !
some damn good coconut cream pie, but i might as well smear it on my guts!
might as well smear this food right on my butt !
these sixteen beers were enjoyable, but might as well smear them on my guts !

by michael foolsley December 3, 2020

you might need a giraffe

Used as a response when being asked to perform a task and there is no possibility of achieving said task.

I need your help to paint the Sydney harbour bridge in a day.
you might need a giraffe.

You have to write a 20,000 word research paper in a week.

you might need a giraffe.

by Beammeupscotty May 11, 2014

I might give it a fuck

I might check it out/watch it/listen to it (in response to a recommendation).

Steve: Dude, you gotta hear Kendrick’s new album.
Vicki: Yeah, I might give it a fuck.

by jaybs June 3, 2018

People might mistake me for some kind of masochist

"People might mistake me for some kind of masochist People might mistake me for some kind of masochist People might mistake me for some kind of masochist People might mistake me for some kind of masochist"
is a Markiplier Quote in "I Review Amazon Self Defense Products" is a Youtube Video

Person 1: *hitting himself with non leathal weapons that he bought*
Also Person 1: People might mistake me for some kind of masochist

by emndrfdfdswe3jhdcxhedjffcgfjvf July 24, 2022

Titus The Mightiest

The actual living proof of perfection. Pulls whoever he wants when he wants. The leader of the rich boys of America club

Shit bro Titus The Mightiest just stole my girl right before wedding day.

by ScoopDaddyYZY February 13, 2017

I think I might be a butt

"Hello" in Buttese

"I think I might be a butt"
"Sorry, I don't speak Buttese"
"Hello"
"Ah! Hello."

by Queen Buttrix November 8, 2020

I still might need some help

Nobody wants to do anything it makes me angry. I’m so forgotten.

I still might need some help.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 16, 2021