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Maryland Mozzarella

the left over crusty cum that was left on your penis after masterbating.
When i was giving him a blowjob, i realized he had Maryland Mozzarella! i didn’t know he masterbated that much! gross.
by king JUULian September 3, 2018
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Cheesy Mozzarella

To place mozzarella in a woman’s vagina that has just gotten a yeast infection and then take it back out and chew the cheese then spit it out into a bowl then put it back in her vagina.
“Hey John have you every had Cheesy Mozzarella before?”
by HotPocketInMyAss November 29, 2018
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Shevet Metzada

PART 1

Amida chofshit - ME!
Hakshev - TZADA!
Amida chofshit - ME!
Hakshev - TZADA!

Chevre I’m not going to say this again I need it to be quiet. Tov, now that you know our shevet a little better, let me show you around. Shevet metzada based in Tenafly NJ (but populated mostly by NVDers and Creskillians) is quite the organization. As one of the largest shvatim in the hanaaga, we take “pride” in our number, and by that I mean we’ll brag to you about it in machane shachbag. Apropo machane shachbag, did you hear what happened during dodge ball?!?! Anyway, let’s start with tzevet daled, aka the shishistim who wanted to be peilim but weren’t, you guys literally haven’t written a peula since October. Next, tzevet hei, they’re tipa struggling but somehow are all happy, like, all the time. Oh boy, it’s vav time, don’t even get me started on them, that’s a dysfunctional tzevet if I’ve ever seen one. Aw and zain, such cuties, all besties and whatnot. Then comes chet, and I literally have so many nice things to say, but right now I can’t think of any soooooo ?? And last and certainly not least, ladies and gentlemen, they’re better than us teEt!!!! All jokes aside you guys are actually amazing and I dk how you deal with the tetnikim wtf. So now we’re done with hadracha, but just you wait, it’s peilim time!!! Lol jk wtf even is a peil?!? You guy like what do they even do? Like ok, sure, rashatzim do stuff but the rest of you, like, hwhat?
OMG I want to be part of shevet Metzada ...not
by BABOONHEART007 March 20, 2019
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The Mozzarella Stick

The Mozzarella Stick is when you masturbate after eating an entire family size bag of Cheetos and then get a blowjob.
Sally came over last night when i was eating some Cheetos then i gave her The Mozzarella Stick it's not easy being cheesy.
by Chester The Cheeto December 10, 2019
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Mongolian Mozzarella

The comandante told us to push at least three kilos of that Mongolian Mozzarella through the border.
by Cokaaayeeena August 7, 2020
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Horny Mozzarellastick

A person of the italian cultural society, aka an Italian, with a strong desire for sexual contact and experiences.
Last year on my vacation in Italy, I met this horny mozzarellastick.
by pH value September 6, 2020
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Brandon mazza

Likes to believe he is the mastermind and leader of the group but is just the discord admin. Also had most likely completed 100% of 75 games and watches over watch tournaments in ironically
Boss - Hey Chuck I’m giving you a promotion
Chuck - who made you the boss here
Boss - Wow your really being a Brandon Mazza today
by Cool person 69420 January 3, 2021
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