n. A person who works in sales or marketing. Generally connotes a person lacking detailed knowledge of the product they are selling. As a result they promise nonexistent features to customers or are ignorant of existing features.
"I can't believe those marketing monkeys told the customers the new model has a built-in toaster oven!"
by D_anonymous October 12, 2005
Get the marketing monkey mug.Obscure and convoluted language used by pretentious, insecure and narcissistic executives and account teams in marketing and advertising agencies the world over. This bastard dialect of the english language is mostly used to covertly conceal huge gaps in intellect and lack of subject knowledge, common sense and a thourough inability for independent thought.
A fine example of marketinguese is "we need to produce a strategically effective relationship between the consumer and the brand via targeted communications and profiled segmentation".
A fine example of marketinguese is "we need to produce a strategically effective relationship between the consumer and the brand via targeted communications and profiled segmentation".
Despite being the person who produces the marketing materials and having multiple degrees, I do not understand a word of marketinguese and prefer to speak proper English since it is kind of nice to be understood.
by millax April 10, 2009
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My house was a black market yesterday when all of Ypsilanti, a largly black community, was piled in my kitchen and living room selling, trading, and using.
by Josh and Jordan January 8, 2007
Get the Black Market mug.The lottery for rich people. Evil Republicans think we should put all of our retirement money into it. That way, we can work until we're 90 years old, because the stock market sucks up your money and doesn't give any back.
Putting Social Security into the stock market would be like taking your entire life savings to Las Vegas.
by Anonymous October 6, 2003
Get the stock market mug.The verbalisation of a noun where an an activity is done.
In this case, "market" is the place/noun and that the activity of grocery shopping is done at the market. Market is then verbalised by adding "-ing" = "Marketing"
Simply means : Grocery shopping, traditionally done at the market, nowadays supermarket is also acceptable as long as it is to do with shopping for grocery, not just picking up a carton of milk.
Commonly used in Singapore and Malaysia.
Nothing to do with the meaning of a profession to advertise a product or service.
In this case, "market" is the place/noun and that the activity of grocery shopping is done at the market. Market is then verbalised by adding "-ing" = "Marketing"
Simply means : Grocery shopping, traditionally done at the market, nowadays supermarket is also acceptable as long as it is to do with shopping for grocery, not just picking up a carton of milk.
Commonly used in Singapore and Malaysia.
Nothing to do with the meaning of a profession to advertise a product or service.
Friend1 : Where is your mum?
Friend2 : Marketing
Friend1 : Huh?
Friend2 : She's gone to the market to do buy some grocery for the week.
Friend2 : Marketing
Friend1 : Huh?
Friend2 : She's gone to the market to do buy some grocery for the week.
by nokko November 25, 2011
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Get the stock market mug.an idea in which a person start their own business, grows into corporation, buys out all of their competitors, aren't regulated by the US government because the combined I.Q.s of the presidents and their cabinet rarely ever exceeds the number 150, and then the corporations charge vast sums of money for products.
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