March 19

Amazing people were born on this day! Go give them a hug!

Friend: Hey, when’s your birthday?

Other friend: March 19, today!

Friend: Ah, now that makes sense. Here’s a hug.

by Noodlebox October 17, 2019

March 27th

Don’t give a shit day, this day is were u can drop all drama and live life!!! And stop all bullshit.
drop

“March 27th is the day we’re you

drop drama, and love life and stop all the bullshit!”

by Zoe the clown :)) October 21, 2019

March 28

hang out with ur gf day. kiss her, hug her just hang out with her. even give her ur hoodie :)

girl : can i have ur hoodie?
boy : its march 28? yea sure want to go to the park too?
girl : YES PLEASEE!

by pxloco March 16, 2022

March 18

National give your bf/gf a lacta day

Lacta: a heart shaped chocolate

Her: Babe, guess what day it is?
Him: March 18th?
Her: I got you a lacta!!!
Him: Aww thx babe, I also got you one :)

by Prettyboi420 June 24, 2021

march 29

the most beautiful date ever. Only beautiful people are born on this day. You lucky!

Omg, she is so cute, her birth date must be on March 29.

by clarerudeg October 15, 2019

March 14th

The male equivalent to Valentine's Day (February 14th), Steak n' Blowjob Day. Steak n' Blowjob Day relates to couples participating in the consumption of steak (mainly medium rare) and the female giving the male a blowjob for a minimum of 6 minutes (traditional countdown from mesoamerican holiday).

Bary: "Hey Martha! It's March 14th!"
Martha: "Bary you're a sick fuck, I'm getting a divorce"
Bary: *unzips pants furiously* "Get to suckin'!"

by McJazzerVEVO October 23, 2019

March 22

Birthday of strong, resilient, big hearted women. The day of celebrating another year if strength and wisdom.

March 22 is the birthday of amazing souls. You would be fortunate if you married one of these rare, amazing women born on March 22.

by Vanadium November 19, 2019