lock-blocked

when someone thwarts your plan to dye hair.

"dude! i wanted to dye hair yesterday and you wanted to go clubbing! you totally lock-blocked me!"

by raychelle August 1, 2008

Wed Locked

When you want to get divorced, but you are to poor to afford a divorce and two households, so you stay married.
You no longer have sexual relations with your spouse and are not allowed, because you are married, to have sex with someone else. You are wed locked.

Under the marital status box check one of the following:
Single
Married
Divorced
Wed Locked

by Annbiguous June 6, 2009

Double lock

The act of locking your bedroom door and locking your bathroom door before beginning masturbation

I always double lock before I rub one out don't want my rommie to see my dick

by TheOnlyOne August 16, 2012

Lock Leg

After a man jerks off his legs lock up in a fully flexed position. When experiencing this it is hard for a man to move his legs after.

Example: walking, running, sitting

Mom: John do the dishes
John: I would but I cant get up I have lock leg

by Lock Leg November 3, 2020

Tiger Lock

to enable the automatic locking device in your cell phone so your swedish wifey cant find the list of ho's you been dialing up for some side action

tiger lock

holmes: i left my cell at home, shit. I hope my lady dont find it.

smith; you need the the tiger lock. after 10 minutes with no action, the phone locks, like fort knox.

holmes; awesome

by oilcan905 April 6, 2010

friend lock

n. The situation in which a man waits too long to ask a girl out and she moves on to another guy, putting him in an immoveable friendship. This situation is almost always permanent.

J- "Hey man you've been looking upset lately. Did something happen with Katie?'

T- "No man, and that's the problem. I'm on friend lock!"

by Rock-ME-Hardplace March 6, 2010

Seat lock

When you sit down, you call seat lock so when you get up, someone can not take your seat.

You can’t take my seat I called seat lock.

by @yung._.princee May 31, 2018