sand lobster

The underside of Chris' gooch.

Chris has one nasty sand lobster.

by Chris Sever February 1, 2008

Red Lobster

A household chain restaurant specializing in seafood dishes that will surely satiate the appetite of any hungry human who has the palate of a sewer rat.

We went on a date to Red Lobster Friday night and ate 3 baskets of cheddar biscuits and an appetizer of calamari.

by Fane Jonda February 2, 2021

Lobster Fucker

One who fucks lobsters. Generally from Melrose, Massachusetts.

HAHA, Richie Campbell is a lobster fucker.

by 1865richieisgay March 3, 2014

First Lobster

The act of pinching a man's nipples whilst performing a deep throat oral act.

Her first lobster left me raw

by lionbolo May 11, 2014

Cheeky Lobster

A male who spreads genital herpes to other men through ass to mouth contact.

I got this shit on my lips because of Phillip that cheeky lobster!

by Meistro bojango November 1, 2016

Aerodynamics of a lobster

Aerodynamics is a branch of physics and describes how air behaves when in motion and how air acts on objects that are in motion in it. The aerodynamics of a lobster is truly fascinating considering that it has little to no red in it.

It's interesting, isn't it? I mean, I do not know how other people feel but you obviously find it interesting since you decided to look it up here.

Hey, have you heard about the Aerodynamics of a lobster?

Yeah I sure have, the most interesting part is the head since there is little to no re-
We know, Daniel we know...

by Lord of Lorién March 23, 2020

Looby Lobster

The act of when a person with a lobster fetish prepares to insert a fresh lobster into an anus. However, to insert the lobster, the person must loob up the lobster in order to insert the lobster into the anus.

Before Abdul could speak a word, the love of his life spoke four words he has been waiting for for 25 years: "Let's do Looby Lobster tonight".

by 100%communism February 1, 2019