Lizard Food

A less common term used for weed. Use this term and those greedy pigs will have no idea what the fuck your talking about.

Yo Miller, you got any lizard food?
Na man, just ran out

by Big Miller June 12, 2009

Lizard sex

Very slow and deliberate sex. The male mounts from behind slightly slanted sideways, pins her down and waits for the female to contract her female muscles. If she tries to move her body, the male will head butt the back of her head. After ejaculation, the male keeps flaccid penis inside and waits until ready for a second round.

That slut had the best lizard sex with me last weekend.

by Nuyt BagMyTrash Compactor August 25, 2016

GEICO lizard

The fucking lizard that used the Infinity Gauntlet to eliminate the competition.

The GEICO lizard destroyed Wells Fargo.

by I mean What a nigger May 7, 2019

Lot Lizard

A sad female who searches for her identity in men so desperately, that she’s willing to infiltrate her friends life partnerships for attention, smells like rotted buttermilk, and uses ”polyamory” as an excuse for her deplorable actions.

Did you see Lot Lizard? She’s over there fucking her best friend’s husband again at his campsite. She should really go love herself.

by goddessofsorts June 2, 2023

Ho lotta lizard

And obese hooker who works truck lots.

Wonda Wonderpig was a Ho Lotta lizard, who worked off the lots on I-40.

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Lot lizard look

Prostitutes with this look often wear Daisy Dukes, halters, have tattoos and look to truckers sexy, in a dirty way.

Yep, Wonda Wonderpig has the lot lizard look, alright!

by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

space lizard

1) A term for opponents of the Left, coined by the British Leftist David Icke, which makes reference to his idea that the world is controlled by giant space lizards (see Wiki entry under "David Icke").

2) A neocon.

3) A contributing member of the blog "Little Green Footballs"

George W. Bush, Queen Elizabeth II, Kris Kristofferson, and Boxcar Willie are all giant space lizards.

by DrCruel August 29, 2007