Butter your potato to your own liking

Originated from the brilliant scientist Dr. Michael Garrity as a metaphor advising people to live life on their own terms.

Shanny: I'm going to marry a Presbyterian.
Dr. Garrity: Butter your potato to your own liking my dear.

by Mohgzilla February 24, 2023

assisted living

A place to live where you don't have to do anything. You can nurses and stuff change your bed, do your laundry, and even cool your meals. You can eat free food without paying $50 for groceries and you can have a party every day. This is a place generally for old people, but it will be a great place for a college dormitory.

Old people: Yeah I get to play Bingo every day at the assisted living
College guy: Sweet, I don't have to do anything... these hot nurses can wipe my ass for me.

by Lil Duff June 4, 2008

Living ghost

A subtle insult that is used when someone is ghosting you but active at the same time.

Oh god, it’s the living ghost, Fred!

by Maya Big D August 15, 2019

Otters living room

When something is very wet and soggy.

Scott: "Hey Mike, how's your mum? Still wetter than an Otters living room?"
Mike : "Yeah, she's still soggy as fuck!"

by scooner September 5, 2014

gucci living

If gucci is defined as being "rich and ballin', and therefore... good, cool, and just pimpin,'" then gucci living is existing in a perpetual state of gucci.

Man, I have had such a good last few days. I am straight up gucci living.

by H-Sap March 7, 2017

Governor Livingston High School

A high school located in Berkeley Heights, NJ. There are like 8 black kids that go there, most of which either play football or try and act gangster just cause there black, even though they have just as much money as everyone else because they live in this rich ass town. The rest of the school including teachers is all white except for the other minority of Asians and fat gay dikes. Most of the sports teams are garbage and don't win at all. There is a division of smart kids, jocks, and druggies. basically your either smart or into drugs cause there's absolutely nothing to do in this town. You either study, practice sports, or smoke pot and dip. The seniors all think their cool cause they drive 2 minutes away from the school and go to subway ( wow way cool, NOT). Kids are so dam spoiled they drive BMWs and Mercedes to school (Wow they get dinged everyday in the parking lot cause kids are such shitty drivers). All the school funds go to the football team even they fucken suck and dont ever win. To sum this school all up it blows big dick and breeds the worst bitchy mean spoiled WASP people ever known to this Earth. Avoid at all costs.

Regular High School Kid: I just moved to Berkeley Heights and now i am going to attend Governor Livingston High school

Towney: That place blows go to some other school everyone there smokes pot and acts gangster even though there far from poor.

by GL HONORS STUDENT September 19, 2009

leningasm

An orgasm achieved by being stunned by the amzing oral (or general) prowess of Vladimir lenin. Often only affecting history teachers of a suspiciously kinky nature, who want to go back in time and start a war in his hot little anus! The smoothness of his legendary bald patch just turns some people on -- what can i say :s

the history class was rudley interuppted when Miss F had a leningasm

by trotskysbiatch October 2, 2007