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Minor/Major league

Used when describing different bases, sexually speaking.

In minor league, order is: 1st base - making out, 2nd base - feeling up, 3rd base - fingering/handjob, Home run - sex

Major league order is: 1st base - making out, 2nd base - fingering/handjob, 3rd base - eating out/blow job, Home run - sex
Dude i totally got to second base with becky last night

Bruh no way; minor/major league??

Just minor league, we're taking it slow

I get that fam.
by Clarificationdood February 12, 2017
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Major League Simp

The type of man or woman who still thinks about their ex/lover late at night listening to niggas like drake. Then texting them even tho you know they won’t pick up
Beccy: My ex is always texting me these heartfull things
Megan: That’s because he’s in the MLS meaning he is a major league simp
Beccy: Lol, lets sub tweet him till he kills himself
by Richard C. Myars February 1, 2018
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Rocket League Mexican

Someone who tries too hard in Rocket League. Doesn't have to actually be Mexican. Often times has a rap song as their player anthem.
Dude the other team are playing like a bunch of Rocket League Mexicans they try too hard.
by ImNotDeluxe September 3, 2023
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Pro league bitch

A pro league player that constantly bitches about things in a game that they dont like. (usually is the reason garbage nerfs and buffs happen)
Josh: "bro they really took zofia withstand away?"
Alex: "yeah cuz of those pro league bitches complaining about it"
by cosmich0220 April 28, 2021
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league of legends player

a garbaged human being in which they choose to play one of the worse MOBA games that the world has every developed, they choose to cyber bully and get cyber bullied simply because they are masochists for an inordinate amount of pain
OP: "that league of legends player over there is having a seizure"
F: "leave them, they play league of legends"
by bigfatjerseymikesubs January 24, 2022
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NEW LEAGUE of idiots

the name given to a group of people or a company that simply never cease to outdo themselves in achieving stupidness
wow! a NEW LEAGUE of idiots
by not igor December 20, 2008
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Big league fucker

A teen that gets to fuck there teacher. They are thought of a supercool and hot sexy. The luckest person in the world.
by Deep blue 2012 October 31, 2009
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