leaf

the most under appreciated pokemon protagonist to ever exist that even game freak abandoned.

jerry: hey man I love pokemon
joe: yeah who's your favorite protagonist?
jerry: leaf
joe: who?

by who says I have a plan? October 5, 2020

Leaf

A little thing that gets stuck in your gutters and on your roof and in your driveway. then when you put it into a pile animals use it to live in and when you jump in the pile of squirrel bites your ass.

person 1 why are you in the hospital?

person 2: because a squirrel bit my ass when I jumped in a leaf pile.

by Ass bite September 16, 2020

keefe on a leaf

You all know elf on a shelf...
But now it's KEEFE ON A LEAF!
*referring to keefe sencen from kotlc*

hey did you see the keefe on a leaf meme? It's so funny!

by GrackDaWeirdo October 27, 2021

Leaf

Leaf is a very adventurous fox, always going on new adventures and writing in his notebook. He is canonically married to a wonderful person named Noyo. Leaf is very fluffy.

no examples of Leaf for you <3

by LeafWasLost August 24, 2021

Leaf

Noun/Adverb/Adjective/pronoun/Whatever

A green boi in which is can magically change colors with the supernatural power of Chlorophyll.

Have the supernatural abilty to rise from the dead and can reincarnate.

Also it's worst enemies are listed here ;
-seanoning,

-eletric chainsaws,

-lame metalic axe heads,
-hot fire,

smogy smelly smoke,
0.00000000000000000000000000000005927461% oxegen level,

radioactive butter,
and finally an infinite pit of sadness.
9these are totally true facts ;)

The leaf was changed by the power of the trees abilty to do stuff with Chlorophyll.

by None of yo business other peps December 3, 2021

Leafe

A handsome, good-looking,mysterious men , that would look great in a long black coat . He is really brave and always there for his friends and family. He is hard-working even tho nobody really see’s it. Also he is really really good in bed. When you would describe him as a smell, he probably would smell like vanilla and cigarettes.

Human 1: “hey do you saw that good looking, mysterious guy walked by?”
Human 2: “ oh yeah that’s leafe.”
Human 1:” I’m in love with him.”
Human 2: “ everyone is.”

by User301069 November 23, 2021

Toronto Maple leaf

The woman must be Canadian and she does a handstand wile you pour a full bottle of real maple syrup into her vagina and suck it out with a straw and proceed to have sex with her as you blow the syrup into her mouth.

I met a canadian girl at the bar, she taught me what a Toronto maple leaf was, man I love canada.

by swatymcswatit December 7, 2016