leaf fucker

A term used to insult a person whom amasses a huge handful of leaves and hurls them at you.

Person One: *Throws huge handful of leaves at Person Two*.
Person Two: *Gets hit* Jesus Christ Liam you leaf fucker.

by MATE I HUD A ACCIDENT BOI HELP November 20, 2019

Leaf

A slur for Canadians based on their flag.

“You fucking leaf, I bet you drink maple syrup out of a water bottle”

by HermioneDanger June 28, 2020

Leaf Peeping

Leaf Peeping is when a small filipino boy is kidnapped in celebration of the fall season

I went leaf peeping with rick, he has a big van.

by DmzbeatzSy8085 August 2, 2020

leaf sanctuary

A leaf sanctuary is where different kinds of leaves are held and can be used for identification. The president of any given leaf sanctuary is called a Berta. Bertas show you where to find leaves and they also advocate for preserving rare leaves.

The Berta at the Madison, WI leaf sanctuary showed me where to find oak leaves.

by S-64 August 11, 2020

Leaf

A little thing that gets stuck in your gutters and on your roof and in your driveway. then when you put it into a pile animals use it to live in and when you jump in the pile of squirrel bites your ass.

person 1 why are you in the hospital?

person 2: because a squirrel bit my ass when I jumped in a leaf pile.

by Ass bite September 16, 2020

leaf

the most under appreciated pokemon protagonist to ever exist that even game freak abandoned.

jerry: hey man I love pokemon
joe: yeah who's your favorite protagonist?
jerry: leaf
joe: who?

by who says I have a plan? October 5, 2020

Leaf

A tobacco leaf and a preference of smoking

Stoner 1: How do you smoke?
Stoner 2: I smoke leaves and woods.

Stoner 1: Like a leaf off the ground? o.O
Stoner 2: Nah like a tobacco leaf you probably a Fed.

by LegalizeIT420 December 6, 2020