A big nosed bitchy blonde girl that closely resembles the character of Pinnochio. Extremely clingy and stalks her previous boyfriend who doesn't want her because she is rumored to have a penis. Kelsey is also another expression meaning... when you take a shit and the water splashes and hits the bottom off your ass thus covering your ass in toilet water. Also called taking a kelsey.
Dude i got my ass all wet from taking a kelsey.
Seriously, I always see her nose sticking out of the bushes when she follows me home. She is such a kelsey.
Seriously, I always see her nose sticking out of the bushes when she follows me home. She is such a kelsey.
by Peterpan152 March 6, 2011
Get the Kelsey mug.describing word. key~sh. A way to describe something that is being done by someone displaying keywoic traits. See keywo for more detail.
by true_keywo May 19, 2009
Get the keyish mug.an amazinng beautiful girl who is very outgoing
she usually is a virgin and is waiting till she is atleast eighteen
unless she finds the right guy
always disagrees if you compliment her
she usually is a virgin and is waiting till she is atleast eighteen
unless she finds the right guy
always disagrees if you compliment her
by 420harp420 June 15, 2010
Get the kelsiianna mug.A ratchet hoe who likes to fuck everyone's boyfriend. She wears her younger sisters clothes to show off her celulite infested assets and She barely knows how to spell her first name.
Person a: "you see that blonde girl, flirting with Jen's boyfriend?
person b: "yeah I know she looks like a Kelsey Farley"
person b: "yeah I know she looks like a Kelsey Farley"
by Your angel July 24, 2014
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Get the Kelsey mug.kelsie is my bestfriendshe’s been going through loads of bad things and doesn’t deserve it! i love her very much!
she’s blonde and quite tall. with beautiful face features. and just sooo amazing!! 🥺🥺
she’s blonde and quite tall. with beautiful face features. and just sooo amazing!! 🥺🥺
by isabella♡ December 15, 2019
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