Keyser

A man that uses keys for anal penetration.

Dave walks into steve's room and see's steve naked with legs in the air pointing to the sky and a big hairy ass staring at him.
Dave: Fuck man stop with the keyser crap, ur making me ill.
Steve: Shut the fuck up bitch, dont knock it till u tried it, help me unlock my ass.

by The Dirty Pajerty July 4, 2011

Helen Keller

When a man busts a load in a girl's ears, and eye sockets, and then forcefully shoves his penis down her throat.

Man #1 : What's wrong with Lauren today?
Man #2 : I made that bitch deaf, dumb, and blind last night when I gave her the Helen Keller!

by Devinetrey January 19, 2009

Helen Keller

When you have sex with a woman wearing a condom and fake your ejaculation. After she has went to sleep you cum in her eyes and ears so she is blind and deaf when she awakens. For added effect you could shove your cock in her mouth thus making it difficult to speak but the results could leave you resembling John Bobbitt.

I fucke dmary in the ass last nite but i couldnt cum. So I faked it and waited til she fell asleep and gave her a Helen Keller.

by The Sultan of Snatch April 16, 2007

helen keller

When a person gets too piss drunk and talks to others in a bar and doesn't realize that the other person has walked away and continues talking anyway.

John was so blind drunk that he Helen Kellered two babes.

by milnor April 16, 2006

Kyler

Someone who thinks that they are better than you. Deep down though you know that all they are is a bitch faced cunt.

You suck, Kyler.

by You know who it is Kyler September 22, 2019

Kyler

Name your kid Tyler or Kyle. You can't have both you fucking idiot. On my list of worst names known to man kind.

Dude, his name is Kyler?
You already know that he is a prick from a mile away.

by Supernova19711 January 5, 2021

The Helen Keller

This sexual maneuver can be achieved to finish off a blow job. All the guy has to do is remove his penis from the mouth, ejaculate in the eyes, and clap the girl on the sides of the head forcefully.

Johnny didn't know how to tell Stacey how they're relationship was over. So he just gave her the Helen Keller.

by gtheg April 1, 2008