Jason "Jigzagula" Henriques

Sean Paul’s younger brother!

Jason "Jigzagula" Henriques, is known as the Jamaican, “Jay - Z”!

He is originated in the “Coppershot sounds”!

Jason is also a back up vocalic for Sean Paul in concerts!

He is featured in the “De dance” for Sean Paul’s forth video, “Like glue” taken from the VP Records // ATLANTIC release, “DUTTY ROCK”!

by Rizwaan October 21, 2004

Jason Bourne'd

To claim to have no memory of something by placing the blame on a government organization, rather than one's own forgetfulness.

Anniversaries:

Spouse: "Did you not remember that today is our anniversary?"
You: "Sorry, significant other, but I Jason Bourne'd all about it"

Grocery Shopping:

Spouse: "Did you forget the milk, again?"
You: "Whoops. My bad, love of my life, but I Jason Bourne'd as I walked past the dairy aisle."

Destroying the Evidence:

Spouse: "Did you get rid of the body like I told you to?"
You: "Damn. I'll admit, ball and chain, that I'm a highly-trained assassin that works for a shadowy government organization that I can recall almost nothing about... i.e. I Jason Bourne'd the corpse."

by Rondo's Ghetto Wookiee December 2, 2010

Freaky Jason

A person who is on the edge. A person who seems capable of turning into Jason from "Friday the 13th" at any moment.

That guy is a freaky Jason. He probably has his moms body buried in the basement.

by Marissa G. July 15, 2006

jason wahler

A douchebag from the MTV Show Laguna Beach that is always trying to get in every girls' pants.

He'd been around so much he was like a Jason Wahler

by Elizabeth The Amazing August 8, 2006

jason derulo

1) a black r&b singer who tries too hard to be Michael Jackson (Seriously, have you seen him! He's always wearing one white glove and a red leather jacket. Also the way he dances and the random "UHHS" and "HIHIES" in his songs) His songs are also mostly him just singing over other peoples music (Bittersweet Symphony, Hide and Seek)
2) something you say when your tired of sitting around saying nothing with friends.For the full affect, you have to say it like he does is the beginning of "In My Head" (JAY-SSSON DAA-ROU-LOWW)

1)Amy: My gawd, did you see Jason Derulo's new music video? It's him singing over Single Ladies wearing a fedora hat!
Brad: No, but I heard that in his next one, he's going to turn into a werewolf and him and an angry crowd of musically capable zombies chase his girlfriend and then stop in the middle of the street and preform a perfectly choreographed dance.
Amy: Wow really? That sounds like the kind of thing that will redefine music videos forever!

2)*silence*
Phil: JAY-SSSSON DAA-ROU-LOOWWW!
Hannah: Phil you would...

by aswizzle October 22, 2010

Jurong West Secondary

one of the more lifeless schools in Singapore the students here generally treat their school table as sleeping pillows and the xmms yps count as well as the school budget here is as low as the students attendance rate but the teachers here are mostly caring and dont really have any favourites except for tht one shitty eng cher cos the students r all shit anyways and also police visits are a monthly must for some reason even tho the gangsterism here is way toned down compared to boonlay secondary nearby

I want to go to Jurong West Secondary after my PSLE said no one ever

~Don't, just go to Westwood its far better and have livelier environment

by theguardianangel78 August 20, 2021

Hot Jason

When a Russian of ill repute offers a man a cup of tea, and instead of tea she will piss in a cup and heats it to a scalding temperature. She will then throw it in his face, and when he's overcome with pain she will steal his wallet.

Minka: Can I get you tea?

AJ: I'd love some, but Im getting a bj right?

Minka: Yes, here is tea

AJ: AHHHH! A hot Jason!

Minka: Give me wallet

by MMLibby September 26, 2010