Jonas Brothers

A group of three boys from a town named Wycoff in Bergen County, New Jersey. They're often compared to the Beatles because apparently there hasn't been a boy band so popular since the Beatles. THE JONAS BROTHERS SUCK!!! And finally, the Jonas Brothers are a band you either love or hate. (UR BETTER OFF HATING THEM)The "Jo Bros" give Bergen County and New Jersey a bad name.

Jonas brothers suck and give New Jersey a bad name

by jerseygirl08 February 27, 2009

the jonas brothers

very small penis+bad music=ancestrial fags
enough said...

Cameron:Did you know that the jonas brothers have a concert soon?

Kyle:Whats a jonas brothers?

Cameron:Its an ancestrial fag group that plays bad music and have very small penises

Kyle:Oh.....happy face =)

by MrFro5000 March 11, 2009

Jonah

really awesome and intelligent with beautiful blue eyes and brown hair. Really hot and attractive.
Just a simply perfect guy.

Tommy-Omg i wish i was him

Jo-Ya me too he's such a Jonah

by gymnast girl 101 May 26, 2016

Jonas Brothers

When 3 gay guys get married.

You know what? I'm feeling like having sex with one dude for the rest of my life isn't enough....Let's Jonas Brothers it and find a third gay dude.

Last time I was in San Francisco we totally almost pulled a Jonas Brothers.

Jonas Brothers = 3 gay dudes.

by Kevin cold as Ice October 10, 2009

jonas brothers

Another example of our generation's poor view on music. It's bad enough to have to listen to their slipshod lyrics and brazen guitar riffs, but then they have the nerve to consider themselves a "rock band". It's not completely the jonas brothers fault, on the contrary it's the fan base that account for 2/3 of the public's anger. The fact that these 10-16 yr old girls try to defend them with little or no logical reason just fuels the public's anger to the point where hating them is a household topic. I'm not saying i hate them personally(even though they claim they're rock when they are straight edge virgins) but don't go and defend them like their the next Nirvana. Their nothing more than a fad that will die when their adults and it's a shame that bands like them and miley cyrus top the charts rather than bands that put effort and time into their albums. America's funny like that

No need, the jonas brothers show it on "On demand" every 5 minutes

by TCS-EB October 13, 2008

Jonathon

Super fucking amazing boodles right here. Love this man. Woowee! Sweet as h*ck, and I’m not just talking about his cheeks ;) 10/10 recommend getting your own man who is similar to Jonathon Bc mine is 10000/10000 the best of the best and no one can beat that. Would do anything for this bitch. I love this bitch. I ain’t ever gonna stop loving this bitch. Wowza, y’all just gotta deal w being jealous

What a sexy, certified sick cunt

Jonathon is Chelsee’s man and everyone would be smart to keep their distance.

by msboodles19 April 4, 2019

jonah

the cutest and most amazing person to ever be alive. he is the sweetest boy you will ever met and you will never wanna lose him! he will always bring you up when your down! he is the most genuine guy you will ever meet! he is destined to be with an alayna!

person 1: yo aren’t you dating jonah
alayna: ya i love him
person 1: lucky he’s so sweet
alayna: i know right

by mehoe November 4, 2019