python jerk

A sexual position where the man's testicles are inserted into the anus of his parter in lieu of anal beads.

Last night i put her face down and ass up and gave her the python jerk.

by Chew Skeeter July 21, 2023

circles jerk

When you beat off to geometry

Dude, my geometry was so arousing last night that I had a circles jerk.

by Secret Agent: Dog January 24, 2018

Soap jerking

Using soap in the shower or bath as lube to masturbate with.

My friends dad caught me soap jerking in their shower.

by MA BIGGEST MISTAKE YET December 23, 2016

Circle Jerk

An ancient Christian ritual involving 6 priests and 6 choirboys forming a circle and masturbating the person sat to their right whilst saying the lords prayer. I2 is the official number but it can be done with more or less.

Father Bailey enjoyed the circle jerk and today he would sit next to Thomas.

by PantsuGoblin March 22, 2023

hover jerk

to jerk off while hovering over another person's body.

Go home and hover jerk your roommate Jenn.

by BLegs February 27, 2011

Birthday Jerk

Someone who feels an excessive amount of entitlement on their birthday.

"Let me have the remote, it's my birthday."

"So what? You were born. So was everybody, birthday jerk."

by PlaidAndSubtract January 3, 2013

The National Jerk

Someone so hated by the nation that he could possibly be the jerk of the nation.

Some person who is so much of a jerk that they could represent the nation in a competiton to determine the worlds biggest jerk.

"So hated by the nation.. they dubbed him - The National Jerk"

"Wow man.. that guy was a national jerk.."

Phone Call: "Man what an asshole... that guy's going to nationals..."

by Jezzakanezza April 26, 2011