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Jan 31st

Boy: Hey it's Jan 31st *kiss*
Girl: woww :0
by krika :) January 29, 2023
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bro-jan horse

when a bro in an attempt to hook up with a drunk chick and does not have a condom shows her the empty condom box and says that he has one and continues to have un-protected sex
Bro 1: "Dude how was last night?"
Bro 2: "Didn't have a condom"
Bro 1: "So nothing happened?"
Bro 2: "You kidding? I gave her the old bro-jan horse"
by Hosier March 2, 2011
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Ryan Jan

Ryan Jan, a person who have a good heart, good looking man, funny, kind but slightly chix boy. He is a type of friend you will surely love. His simple smile can make you smile too. If you like him, the moment you will have an eye to eye contact to him can make you fall in love more. Also he is a kisser.
Ryan Jan, name that can make me smile.
by Jenjn January 20, 2022
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Jan

the best guy ever! He beated Chuck Norris with his nail and cracked an Nokia 3310 at the same time be happy if you know a jan in life!
O MY GOd theres Jan i bet he gets every lady...
Yeah i bet youre right
by MrMudel January 2, 2017
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jan size

taylor: look at this very small carrot
reilly: omg it’s jan size
tiana: haha it’s jan size
by nomms March 7, 2019
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Kremen Jan

Also known as kremen Jan, its a very rate species of stone
Its a fucking stone. Commonly used in a scenario where one sees a stone. Example:

A: Oh look a stone!
B: Oh my fucking god! Its a kremen jan???
A: Holy shit ur right dude
B: Ok
A: Ok
C: Ok
by LmaoMan123HaHa November 21, 2021
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Jan

Jan is THE guy. You tell a girl you're friends with jan, youre getting laid.

chances are jan fucked your girlfriend AND her mother.
Why is jan such a mothafuckin pimp
by WhenTheDead May 22, 2022
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