Jaden

An enderman with social anxiety and adhd. Jaden's have a skill to teleport behind peoples backs and ask the most random questions, as well as turning completely invisible at night. They are also professional at denying crushes on 5 foot 5 girls who have a nose size of fucking gru himself. Jaden's can be commonly found anywhere with fried chicken and can sometimes be spotted at fitness first attempting to bench 30kg. If in school Jaden's can be seen carrying 10 pens, 2 pencils, an eraser and random piece of paper all in their pockets, as well as trying to trash talk others into attempting math extension 2.

Oh yea, I saw Jaden. He was next to that hut over there.

"Jaden?" Which gorilla was that again? Oh, the skinny black one.

Jaden: "Kids, hold on. The opps are back!"

by officeframe August 15, 2024

50 Cent & Jaden Smith

two rappers who also act, somewhat
they even look a little similar,
but they're not related

50 Cent & Jaden Smith look related, but is it just me or is it a Little Caesars Phenominon,

by NattytheGreat November 2, 2024

Jaden

The group leader for the J.J.J and the J.J.J.K and jefferson is his boyfriend and kevin and jairo because we love him so much

When we play fortnite jaden is going to be the IGL

by Aslt_Drizzle December 21, 2024

jaden schillin

a tall black guy with freeforms

jaden schillin let's go hoop

by aj undercover jones December 31, 2024

FLANNEL JADEN

When one has experienced an overwhelming. amount of flannel garb to the point of it becoming dull, mediocre, 'mid', unflattering, dreadful, etc.. to the human eye

Flannel + Jaden

Flannel - Twilled wool with a loose texture and a slight napped surface in a checkered pattern (usually in black + red)
Jaded - Lacking interest or desire due to having experienced too much of something.

Billie mocked Trevor, for Billie had become a Flannel Jaden, apathetic and hateful towards Trevor's constant flannel fits, begging him to just wear something else for once.

by CheeseCAKEGIRL January 4, 2025

Jaden Santa

Is extremely gay

Jaden Santa is so gay that he is gayer than the gayest man on earth

by Kinkysauce3000 October 19, 2019

Jaden

A amazing girl who will love the hell out of you. She is one of the most loyal, kind and she maybe a bit crazy, but if you ever have a Jaden in you’re life don’t let her go.

Guy 1: did you see that girl?
Guy 2: yeah, I think that was Jaden.

by Djudhebdhsj October 19, 2019