COVID-20

After the Baby Boomers are killed by COVID-19, the new strain of coronavirus that will be released by Millennials and Gen Zers is COVID-20, intended to kill off their parents’ generation so that no one can stop them from taking over the world.

COVID-19 rocked! Those Baby Boomers were fucking everything up for our future!

Totally! And we’ve got COVID-20 so no one else can stop us!!!

by builtforspeed March 15, 2020

Covid crush

When you form a crush over text messages during a pandemic but cannot see if it is real due to quarantine.

I have a Covid Crush, I don't know if it will work out because we can't go on a date.

by Syl-Sam April 4, 2020

Covid-21

since its 2021 now covid is now 21 so it can drink and get drunk now. god help us

"Covid-21 is satans work."

by pushyrot January 21, 2021

Covid Cleen

When you haven't showered for three days, but your hands are fucken sterile

Oh man, Jerry is working from home with a kid, but at least he's Covid Cleen bro!

by MistaCleen April 2, 2020

covid 21

When covid live one year!!!!1! 😳

Jared: omg guys1! Coveed speed year!1!1!1 It covid 21

Everyone: No one likes you Jared.

by ImposterSUS😳 December 26, 2020

Covid-0

when covid never existed

covid 19 more like covid-0

hey shut the fuck up

by JaydensRandomDefinitons May 6, 2020

Covid Cafe

An ultra exclusive gourmet restaurant chain with origins in Tennessee. Now with franchises in Texas and New Mexico, the Covid Café features a wide variety of foods ranging from southern to asian to latin delicacies. House specialties include; sweet tea, matt’s thousand dollar bacon, and signature beverages. Face mask optional. Burmingham ,the Jukich owned cafe, has the only kid menu. Northern Cali is the most$$$$

Quarantined for months but i can always go to the Covid Cafe.

by KeekeeN June 6, 2020