Jizz Oven

Somebody who jizzes in a baking pan and then eats it!
"Factory Phil jizzed in Tammys potatoes and Cary ate it and thought they were good and then Factory Phil called Cary a Jizz Oven"
by Krystena and Sarah(: May 24, 2009
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Easy Bake Oven

go to a friend's (or enemy's) house, take a shit in their dryer, and turn on high heat. Let that shit cook for as long as the dryer will let it!
"Motherfucker shit on my house, so I easy bake oven'd his ass"
by mitdoss July 11, 2008
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Self Dutch Oven

The act of trapping one's own, rancid flatulence under covers, and inhaling deeply. Typically performed by members of the male gender who secretly enjoy the smell of their own gas, and encourage their more evolved partners to break wind.

Synonym: To Buck; To give oneself a Harry
" I don't mind my farts, I kind of like them. I self dutch oven from time to time. Go ahead and just fart will you!"
by webabunti September 19, 2016
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Fisher Price Oven

The act of holding a victim under the bed covers while wearing a soaked (preferably morning soakies) diaper.
Tufties passed out as Puddles (Ein) McKitten Squish pulled her under the covers for a Fisher Price Oven.
by tokie_kitten January 20, 2011
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dutch toaster oven

to cup one's hand behind their ass and drop a silent but deadly butt vapor (fart) into their cupped hand and then carefully close their hand so as to contain the fury. then, take their fart-containing hand up under a person's nose and open the hand up and release the beast for the unsuspecting party to enjoy.
Steve wanted to impress his date so he gave her the dutch toaster oven as a surprise gift.
by Barancy Peloma October 03, 2012
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Vehicular Dutch Oven

When the driver pushes the window lock button before farting thereby fumigating the entire car.
Mike ate three 7-11 hot dogs then performed a vehicular dutch oven. We almost hurled.
by nyteacher February 02, 2011
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dirty dutch oven

When attempting to give a girl a dutch oven, a shart occurs. Sometimes several marks are left behind. This is a great prank for the one night road game.
Doug: "How was the girl from last night?"
Randy: "She was a cunt, she wouldn't even swallow. I gave her a dirty dutch oven."
by dirtydutch416 November 21, 2010
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