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Pink Desert

A Term to describe a dry Vagina.
Guy 1: Ohhh yeah she was all for it.
Guy 2: Oh wow you luck guy!
Guy 1: Oh I know! But she had a really pink desert which was depressing.
Guy 2: Oh, that ruined it then
by Maxiesnax August 5, 2012
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Desert bible

Another name for the Quran.
Eddie: "I heard Joe now reads the desert bible instead of the original."
Billie: "Great, should we buy him a rug he can pray to?"
by Blasfemy March 18, 2024
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Desert rat

Noun.A girl who grew up in the desert,
Who doesn’t have a formal education.
Comes from a dysfunctional family/life.

Who sleeps around or has, for money and drugs. is a methhead or with one.

Who neither mootchhas a job or wants to get one, because getting by has become The norm. IE. most people from the desert think it is fine, because everyone eventually dumpster dives dumpster diver. And know the times to go.

May be really hot, but always has something messed up about them.

anyone who lives/grew up in the desert, and therefore, by association, is/was a hick.
A really derogatory thing to say to someone.
“Wow,look at her!...careful, she’s a desert rat!”
That bitch is a desert rat, watch her.!
by Hurtzdontit September 9, 2018
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Desert Eagle syndrome

A situation where smaller calibers tend to do the job better.

Named after the handgun Desert Eagle, which has calibers that shut down a moose, but smaller calibers work on humans just as well and the decreased size fills the mag with more bullets.
1: I got the max caliber in this thing.
2: You don't need calibers this large, have you never heard of Desert Eagle syndrome?
by Colonel Wee Booties July 3, 2023
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desert caravan

1. To engage in an activity in an extremely slow, un-enthusiastic and annoying manner.

2. To dive a route like you are savoring every last bit of the experience and not paying attention to details.

3. To drive a vehicle at a speed where if there was an accident no one or nothing would be damaged.
4. A Slow long lived Geriatric Gang Bang!
1. Guy1: "Hey why don't you overtake that dickhead?"

Guy2: " I would but the road is poor and there are multiple cars in desert caravan"

Guy1: "Soft"

Guy2: "No Desert Caravan"

2. Guy1: "Man that was a big smorgasbord dinner"

Guy2: "Yeah I'll say. How about we desert caravan the way home"

Guy1: "Already engaged"

Guy2: " Ha ha"
3. Girl1: "My god my arse is sore!"

Guy1: "Well we did have a baseball bat in your klacka to take up the slack during the desert caravan?"

Girl1: "Ha ha yeah it went for so long I forgot about that!"

Guy1 Girl2: "Ha ha you dirty whore!"
by mooroobool November 13, 2013
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Desert Dipper

When one dips their ball sack in sand before performing a classic teabag
“Russ was being such a dick last night before passing out, Brian was totally justified giving him a desert dipper from the sand trap on the 16th hole
by Sandyballs47 June 3, 2024
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Desert Pikee

One whom lives in and off of the desert, Sand man, Desert Hobo
I got robbed by them damn desert pikee's
by Rorshak July 4, 2011
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