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Deserter

Someone who abandons others, or something that needs to get done.
You are right about me, I'm a little punk deserter faggot. You know what you're talking about, so what makes you spend so much time in your shell if you are right so much of the time?
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021
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Walk The Desert

Walk The Desert or "To walk the desert" is when one choses to live a life of hardship and loneliness over a life of comfort and idleness. Usually in order to improve and refine one's physical attributes and mentality.
I have chosen to walk the desert from now on.
by Andrew77362 April 14, 2023
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Desert Mouth

1) When one has a severe lack of water

2) When one is beyond the normal limits of being thirsty/horny for a person or a fictional character

Credit to my friend Eternal for the term idea
1) “Man I need a drink, I feel like I have desert mouth...”

2) “Have you heard about Jacob? He’s had desert mouth for that pink-haired girl from that anime lately
by ThaLordTachanka August 2, 2021
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Desert

Ok, so, you cite the phrase “Let my people go so that they may serve me in the wilderness.” And say that it’s often misquoted (and that’s because it was in a musical. I want to say Joseph an the amazing technicolor dreamcoat and the commercial for it used to play on TV at night and “LET MY PEOPLE GOOO!” was one of the parts that they highlighted IN that commercial) but then you frame the misquote as hedonic freedom and that leads to the desert and the full quote as your propositional ethic.
Hym “BUT! In the Bible it’s the exact opposite. They are let go to serve God and GO TO THE DESERT ANYWAY. You use this tactic to draw the EXACT OPPOSITE conclusion of the material you’re citing. Regularly. Just like the lobster thing. The study your citing draws the exact opposite conclusion. But it’s marketable. I’m also marketable. But billionaires and sycophants aren’t lining up to throw money at me. Not because I’m not better but because I didn’t use Elon’s strategy of ‘general visibility.’ Why is ‘general visibility more important than competence (something that isn’t important at all)? THE PARETO PRINCIPLE! That states ‘Famous people tend to receive more credit than one famous people who contributed!’ It’s a SHAM! It’s a lie! Your whole propositional ethic is just your own person self aggrandizement campaign! Which is why you project that on to me! You think I’m doing it because that what YOU’RE doing! Ha! Ridiculous! What a ridiculous guy!”
by Hym Iam November 28, 2022
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Dirty desert

When your best friend flys out of AZ to Utah and gets you into a gay 3 way and shoves a cactus up your ass. That’s a dirty desert.
I’m surprising my best friend T with a dirty desert.
by The Utah king May 11, 2022
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Desert January

To commit to dry January, whilst also acknowledging that it rains in the desert. Sometimes, it even pours. Especially in monsoon season.
“Am I participating in ‘Dry January’, Chad? Nay. Not I, learned sir. I’ve gone full Chalamet, bruh. Desert January. When it rains, it pours. Glory to the fighters!”
by spankalonious-monk January 11, 2024
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The only tree in the middle of a desert

Trees are like love, the strongest ones are those that went through the most. It usually never start strong, it could be cultivated by a professional scammer who kept dying and a god who can't stop living. The god who never cared about mortals came to protect one. The man who saw bonds as currency made one that's worth more than life itself. The god, despite having a clear path to escape, found himself back at the blazing desert yearning for the mortal that roots deep within him a tree that can never fall, one that stood tall through the death of spring and the winter storm, one that not even time can kill.

The man who tried desperately to survive decided to lay his life down for his sunshine to win, begging to die a third time - the last. The all knowing god suddenly speechless facing the man he spent his lives to protect. surrounded by cactuses and the voices of the dead, they spent their last time fighting each other, each punch was a thousand sorry. carrying out the will of the dead, the god won the worst loss of his lives. He stared at the horizon beyond the cliff, bidding his farewell to his feelings and to this world as a whole. He walked towards the sky, spreading his wings yet he did not fly. Only then, the tree stopped existing
"I’m technically free of his bonds, but I feel like I’ve got this moral obligation now. I don’t understand— I can’t let him die. I just— I don’t want to see him go"

And so, even the most unlikely people can grow the only tree in the middle of a desert.
by FindmeIdareyou April 6, 2022
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