meet-free meetup

When two people propose to meet each other socially, but never actually follow through with the meeting, thereby appearing to fulfill a social obligation, without any risk of actual socializing.

My friend sincerely invited me out for lunch, and I sincerely said yes, but we never bothered to call each other back to confirm any time or dates. I knew then it was a total meet-free meetup. Still, I appreciated the gesture. Sort of.

by SnotBubbleBoy May 14, 2011

public meeting

A date that goes no further than coffee, lunch, dinner, or a movie.

I had a public meeting with a woman today. I wanted a private meeting but she insisted we go out for coffee.

by Devon Parsons January 20, 2009

meet us in the weast

A direction given after you've occupied the space resulting in a cylinder bursting and you no longer have control over your bearing.

Town said: "you'll meet us out there"
Longley asked: "where is there?"
Town said: "meet us in the weast."
Longley said: " very well!"

by stinkin_faddah_money_bagg June 12, 2021

meet my goose

The act of pinching someone's buttocks (either playfully or as a way to get them to move out of your way), as though a real goose was grabbing a beak-ful of flesh. You can do this with either your bare hand or a reaching stick (assistive device used for picking things off the floor when you can't bend at the waist).

They just discharged me from the hospital and I needed a wheelchair to get to the car. Some idiot walked in front of me and wouldn't acknowledge me when I called out, "excuse me", so I made them meet my goose with my reaching stick. They took the hint.

by HasFurTwins June 12, 2018

Moist to meet ya

A word game used to greet a sneaky link or spicy partner in order to let them know that not ONLY are you happy to have encounter with them, but that you are also moist just by seeing them.

Example: S is being introduced to G by a friend but the already have something secretly going on. S says “Hi!” G, being the spicy lil beach they are says “Moist to meet ya 😜”.

by Mss L.B February 28, 2022

Post-Meeting Collapse

The inevitable reduction of effort after a great meeting that ultimately ruins momentum and places the team further behind schedule.

We were making good progress, and that meeting went great. Unfortunately afterwards everyone suffered a bad case of post-meeting collapse, and nothing has been done since then.

by Startup Street May 24, 2023

Pre-Estimate Meeting

An extremely valuable meeting with all of the best minds at the table to ensure all the right specifications and customer requirements are in place so that we can estimate and price the work effectively in order to win the work. (For the sake of efficiency - these meetings should be held after the structural designs have either been approved or we are 92% sure that the design will be approved)

This morning we went to the pre-estimate meeting after the structural design had been approved! It was so fun and there was a lot of amazing information gathered!

by TJBoissinot February 24, 2022