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Canned Coochie

Canned Coochie is Cheap Coochie also Just Coochie in a Can.

ALL LESBIANS ARE SWEATING ;)))))))))))) DRIP DRIP WET WET
"I like Canned Coochie."

"Really? Same."
"HANNAH SWEETY LISTEN TO ME."
by Hannahpleaseloveme June 9, 2019
mugGet the Canned Coochiemug.

aids in a can

just another way of saying something is very stupid or unfair.
The thing Jackson did to Ladick was aids in a can.
by coolio16 November 5, 2018
mugGet the aids in a canmug.

sardine can

Colloquial term for a small fishing boat.
I bought a Lund for $5,000 last week to go bass fishing on lake Kalamaka. Great price even though it's just a simple, bare boned, sardine can, with not a lot of passenger accommodation. Your ass will hurt after 5 minutes of resting on the wooden bench.
by sillybritches May 24, 2014
mugGet the sardine canmug.

can-rattler

A very noisy bowel movement. One that "rattles the can."
I took a poop just now, and it was a can-rattler, made the bathroom stool shake.
by lanmanrob November 16, 2010
mugGet the can-rattlermug.

Tiny Cans

When you show up to the party with tiny Heineken cans, your new name becomes "Tiny Cans"
Hey Tiny Cans! Drink some regular sized beer!
by T1cK June 24, 2016
mugGet the Tiny Cansmug.

Canned coochie

Canned coochie for those ugly mistakes
If you buy canned coochie you got a shrimp.
by Trumphater— September 22, 2019
mugGet the Canned coochiemug.

SAUSAGE IN THE CAN

Another way of saying anal sex, which pretty much involves a penis of some sort thrust into an asshole of any kind. Plain and simple, the meat log in the balloon knot!!!
Yo yo yo, I know diz skeezy bitch ass ho dat likes sausage in the can, you know whut I'm sayin'???? Whut do you mean did duh skeezer scream, NIGGA PLEASE!!!
by JASON C-10-K September 13, 2008
mugGet the SAUSAGE IN THE CANmug.

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