Mentally Ill

When you’re watching High School Musical at 4:00 in the morning while crying because you’re not content with your own love life.

Dude, for one, that’s hella gay, but also you’re mentally ill.

by angry birds luvr December 1, 2021

ill-eagley

In a way that is contrary or forbidden by MAGA law. Particularly in reference to immigration status.

Those Mexicans that make my lawn look so good must have entered into this country ill-eagley. ThEy TooK OuR JoBs iLl-EaGlEy.

by angrysooner July 8, 2025

inappropriate illness syndrome

Where you always get ill at holiday time

Alix, "It's carnival and I feel like shit!"
Sara, "Of course, you've got inappropriate illness syndrome."

by SpeakEasy Institute February 13, 2010

ill hill

The spot where a crew formed like voltron all from other hoods to combine one of the illest clicks in New Jersey during the 90’s era where they were unbeatable at basketball fighting and pimpin hoes. You had to shoot from the titty chill at the rocks and loot the neighborhood store to know what being in the hill was about. The Ill hill hoe took everyone’s virginity and they had their own language and slang. “Don’t come out the house wearin no Beatle-Beatles or you were the victim of a bus-stop roasting session. Ill hill was New Jersey’s wu-tang

If you want some real basketball comp go to Ill hill where the ballers be at.

by Ill Hill la familia December 6, 2021

ill change i promise

a promise made by someone when their partner is dumping him.
usually never works.

*kiersten walks in on chad fucking with a girl*
kiersten: OH MY GOD!!
chad: wait its not what it looks like
kiersten: were done! im done with you
chad: no ill change i promise
kiersten: okay then..
(2 days later)
(Kiersten comes home from work) chad you still havent done any housework?! im done with you!
chad: no ill change i swear!!

chad proceeded to not change

by kieralovedanny February 18, 2025

Ill weather friend

One with whom you share quality time only when you each have something mutual to bitch about, and the rest of the time you have little in common to talk about.

Mike's a good ill weather friend. I was home late last night because we spent half an hour bitching about the boss, even though most of the time we don't really have a whole lot in common.

by Altreus September 11, 2010

Ill smack five out chu

Popularized by RinnoDaGoat on Youtube, Ill smack five outta you means I will take all 5 of my fingers and smack you into next week.

"Aye I bet I could beat cho ass." " Say some shit like that again and ill smack five out chu."

by UndercoverHoodlum August 18, 2022