Irish juicing

When you're stoned and you literally suck the ghost out of the dying embers of the bowl, determined to absorb every bit of thc as possible, and in doing so displaying the strength and grit of a true Irishwoman.

"Let's give that bowl one last Irish juicing."

by idontfuckwiththosedogs January 26, 2017

irish lamppost

When you get a boner and place it between your waistband and stomach, to conceal it's massiveness.

You could see Aaron's irish lamppost in gym class today, it was so big and girthy!

by Big Dick Rick1738 March 7, 2017

Irish Missile Crisis

The crisis a female has when an Irish American guy shows her his big white cock.

Irish American guy,"When she sees my missile, she has a crisis!" Thus, Irish Missile Crisis.

by mattsmash99 May 31, 2017

irish double

Two pair of brass knuckles being used at once

Friend : what happened to you

He hit me with an irish double

by Irish devil June 21, 2017

irish joke

A joke in which one person insults another in a lighthearted attempt to get a chuckle from them.

You’re a dick, Paddy. - just an Irish joke, soz!

by Lolbants123 May 29, 2018

irish idol ass

Joey Eaton

That guy looks like beetle juice, he’s an Irish idol ass.

by SisterBellaGrace March 21, 2019

Irish McManus

Very proud family lineage made up of victims of the potato famine. Descendants of kings they are very confident and strong willed yet very empathetic. Never lie to one they have a sixth sense. They are known in Ireland for being berserkers so don’t give them certain substances unless you are ready for battle. If you have a secrete or need someone to talk to this is your person they’ll tell you the truth even if it hurts and be there if you need a shoulder, but don’t expect to leave without wisdom.

Person 1 “How does she talk the boss so easily?”
Person 2 “ oh she’s a Irish McManus.”
Person 1 “ maybe I’ll run something’s by her.”

by Pecolanumba1 June 30, 2020