hump day

A day for a good old fashioned dry hump. Lie on top of someone, anyone will do, and rub against them suggestively. Moan a lot. Make promises you don't mean. Lie. Do this in your office or in an elevator. What the hell. Then go and change your underwear.

I did the hump on hump day.
I humped old Humphrey on hump day.
Mike humped Louise about 30 years ago and always regretted it.

by Arlene Fester October 06, 2006

Tree Humping

The act of Humping a tree. This can be through a sexual desire or an act of dominating the tree

Levi was feeling horny, so he involved himself in a session of Tree Humping.

by MrHeichou December 13, 2014

Hump of Fate!

1. A sex position of the gods. Can be used by humans, but be warned it can cause vomiting, bruised ovaries, loss of genitals or even death! 2. A skill acuired by full level digimon,beat that one guy in the movie... yeah.

Paul:Hump of Fate! , AAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGHH!!!

Hooker:.........

Paul:ohhhhhhhh shit she dead...imma feed some pigs tonight!

by Jimmy Paulhookerson January 26, 2010

Hump busted

hump busted is catching two or more people in the process of busting each other's humps. Having sex gay straight or masturbating in a public place. Preferably while yelling "you've been hump busted!" Then running away.

I can hear these two guys gruntin in the men's room stall over there. I think I'm gonna bust they humps, throw open the door and let em know they've been hump busted.
~South Philadelphia Collins

by cdgnotparis July 18, 2018

fist humping

An attempt to procreate with ones own fist usually ending up in mass tissue consumption or sock laundry.

Joe: Look at her. She's hot.
Tom: Swell! Now I'm off to my place for a little fist humping.

by Bhazey October 17, 2007

Humping Sexpedition

Searching for a one night stand.

Me and my friends are heading to the bar on a Humping Sexpedition

by Trissy's Yimbo November 05, 2010

hump seat

1. The seat in a van or bus that has the hump from the wheel coming into the vehicle causing your knees to come up to your chest.

2. Making a seat out of the hump from the wheel of a large van (i.e. 15 passenger) in order to fit more people than the vehicle was made for

1. "Let's move seats, I don't want the hump seat."

2. "We can can fit more people in the van, someone take the hump seat."

by hokie March 29, 2006