Mad Horny Calob Humanoid 

A very horny old milf with big saggy tits with a buttplug shoved in her anus!

Chris: That old milf is a mad horny calob humanoid!
Joey: I agree!

Mad Horny Calob Humanoid by Mad Horny Calob Humanoid January 4, 2017

Most fucking perfect human being alive 

The most fuckin perfect human being alive is scientifically proven to be eve fisher

Guy 1: wow my girlfriend is so gorgeous shes the most fucking perfect human being alive
Guy 2:Really??
Guy 1:Ya shes such an eve fisher

Most fucking perfect human being alive by Mygyaldemisfineaf June 8, 2019

human ashtray 

Serving as a waste receptacle for superior beings.

Don't bother with him, he is a mere human ashtray

human ashtray by Dominant smoker June 28, 2010

Human rights 

The thing people in the Netherlands have way too much of

Eyy you got human rights?
No I’m not Dutch.

Human rights by PotatMuffin August 16, 2021

Human

*Humans are the parasites of this world, they screw up everything, are stupid and far overrated, they keep fucking and getting children and expanding but kill other creatures when there are to many.

*Humans are the parasites ~Andrew Ryan

Human by Andrew Ryan is back April 30, 2010

himanshu 

1) Very caring being, who is generous and intelligent; works hard to please his family and friends.
2) Sexy being with great (amounts) of hair!
3) Someone who I stride to be just like.

A: "I wish my son could be more like his son"
B: "Who, like Himanshu?"
A: "Yah."
B: "I agree."

himanshu by Wendy C. from Canada! December 11, 2008

Human

an inferior species that lives mainly on planet earth

hey look! those stupid humans are trying to get into space!

Human by i dunno April 23, 2003