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penis, skin flute, cock, one eyed trouser snake,
She really could play the slobber blues on my meat horn.
meat horn by JJ July 30, 2003

Rusty French Horn 

It's a take-off of the rusty trombone, where you 'toss the salad', but instead of the handjob, you insert your fingers like you're playing a french horn.
"Yeah, I played her like a rusty french horn!"

tooting one's horn

Tooting one's horn refers to the act of inflating your ego through self praise of high regard.

Also referred to by gangstas as "bigging yourself up."
"Oh I say Winston is certainly tooting his horn after winning that game of polo."

"It certainly isn't a very charming attitude to be tooting one's horn after succeeding in fornicating a fine young lady."

Horn Lake 

A city in Mississippi just a little South of Memphis, TN
I live in Horn Lake, MS.
Horn Lake by Zeke March 10, 2004

shoe horn 

a handy dandy appliance used for making taking shoes off even easier
"i see your foot is stuck in your shoe, here borrow my shoe horn"

Around the Horn

1. A dangerous voyage, esp. naval, around the extreme peninsular end of America's Southern continent (Cape Horn).

2. Expression describing any risky or adventerous maneuver used in order to achieve the final step in a predetermined goal; an apotheosis of sorts.

3. In poker, a declared convention allowing straights to be continuous across the card hierarchy limits. That is, sequences are allowed to proceed from King to Ace to Two, and so on, as needed to complete a run. Legitimate only if announced with a horn honk and a circular hand motion.
1. Captain Horatio L. Nymark, despite innumerable weather catastrophes, made it Around the Horn.

2. In the heat of the night, Captain Nymark was forced to go around the horn: to avoid complaints from his many mistrisses, he proceeded to bed every one of them in the space of an evening.

3. "EEEEEEEEAAAAAA-OUUUURRRRRRN! Around the horn, boys, around the horn!" Captain Nymark boldly tooted the order at the start of the hand, later to win the pot with a QKA23 straight.
Around the Horn by Round O'Horn August 7, 2005