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Haifisch

german word for shark, also the title of rammstein's new single.
Joe:Did you hear the new song by rammstein, haifisch
Bill: No because they are a fascist band that has nazi shit in their lyrics
by somebody22222222222222 May 16, 2010
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Halfi Lips

Lips that look unappetizing, overly wet, and possibly smelly; unkissable.
I thought that Jesse was kinda cute until I noticed that he has Halfi Lips.
by Jessica Tam1 December 4, 2010
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Hawaiian Guitar

An intimate sex position involving Spam
The woman folds the Spam slices in half, bites a hole in the middle, opens them and slides them onto an errect penis. She then plays that penis like a guitar using her mouth if skilles or hands if not.
Cinny and Zakky went to Hawaii on their Honeymoon and decided Cinny should Hawaiian Guitar her new husband's penis. That is how they learned to enjoy Spam!
by centRALpa November 9, 2014
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Hawaiian hayride

First you Must play somewhere over the rainbow. After that get two coconuts and cut them in halves, proceed to defecate into the coconut halves dividing the fecal matter evenly. Then have your parter put on a grass skirt and place all fours into the coconut halves, they must trot around on all fours whilst the Dom is riding them about like a small pony.
I was cleaning shit off the floor for an hour after I went on a Hawaiian hayride.
by BangarangRoofieGang March 20, 2017
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Hadfield

1.To be doing a hadfield, performance anxiety to the point that your virginity grows back, often only broken by giving a lover the best 4.5 seconds of her life
Ah mate think I'm in a massive Hadfield phase at the moment, my nuts are on a hair trigger at the thought of ending this dry spell. Might pie her off, sex isn't that good anyway and I don't want a bad rep.
by Sarahtommo February 11, 2021
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Hawiian Punch Heimlich

Saw your dick off and let it bleed in your mouth then choke on the flacid foreskin you love to lubricate.
I'm so depressed. I guess I'll have to Hawiian Punch Heimlich tonight. The recovery was long and hard last time but the sympathy is great to resolve my depression.
by Pimp Juice King March 14, 2008
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Free hawaii

A pipedream of mant native Hawaiians. Decades of arrogance and race hatred has fuelled the belief thet Hawaii was 'conquered' forcibly and that it needs to be ruled by a monarchy. This is untrue, seeing as if Hawaii was vacated by the US, it would be forcibly invaded by Japan or whomever got to it first. Remembering history, the japanese would probably wipe out all hawaiians, just like what happened in Korea in WW2. Hawaii is free, and removing the US will only cripple it's economy.
Free hawaii movement is very harmful to the islands.
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