Staken hawking

A fat male in a wheel chair

Hey look over there there's staken hawking
*fat man in wheel chair*

by Hahahfunnny January 4, 2024

Steamin Hawking

The act of giving a blowjob when you are in a wheelchair

She rolled up on me in her chair, grabbed the front of my jeans and proceeded to give me the meanest steamin hawking i have ever gotten. that shit made my toes curl and i almost blacked out

by captstabbin July 21, 2024

Reverse-Hackintosh

the inverse of a normal Hackintosh, IE: an apple mac that has had windows installed onto it

so what are you gonna do with that mac you found on the side of the road?
probably gonna pull a Reverse-Hackintosh and give it to my mum, she wants a mac but screw the apple ecosystem

by hamax2468 March 18, 2024

Steven Hawking's Favorite Child

describes a person who loves being molested by disabled people

'I can't believe you let Johnny do that to you, you're such a Steven Hawking's Favorite Child."

by fagzapper1 June 6, 2024

shit hocking

when you are covering yourself with your own shit

Hey my brother is shit hocking right now being a fucking weirdo

by Wengardian Leviosa June 8, 2024

Horse Hocking

When you are riding a horse while straight jorking it

Yeah nigga I was horse hocking on my granddaddy ranch. His horse had me acting up.

by Bob lachtose December 2, 2024

green harking

a green tinted clot of phlegm harked up from the throat

Dude! You just ran that red light!
Sorry. I was gagging on a green harking.

by anonymous January 10, 2025