Velvet hoo hoo

A beautiful, tasty, pussy that is freshly shaved and as smooth as velvet.

I was jonesing for an ice cream cone, but my girl's velvet hoo hoo looked much more desirable.

by SlimShadee June 13, 2016

Poo-hoo

1. Poo-hoo is where someone butt chugs a Yoo-hoo drink, ie Yoo-hoo enema, and then sharts it all over their partner’s face, chest, &/or genitals. For people who want a brown shower but don’t actually like poo feces.

2. Also for those who want to act out the fantasy of drinking another persons diarrhea straight from the anal spicket, without getting sick from a real foodies.

Brenda: “Poo-hoo, honey, over here! I have explosive diarrheas, and it’s the the kind you can drink”

Todd: “oh yeah Poo-hoo! Give me that caca mudslide!

by BettyYellowSplash August 29, 2025

Hoo Ha

A turd.

Eric left a hoo ha in the rectory bathroom and the smell is still with me.

by MLPNYC October 23, 2019

hoo

when you're so high you don't know who.

"Who's hoo?"

"Dude, you are hoo as fuck"

by sav0n August 30, 2019

boo hoo fucking doo

when you send a meme to your compadre and he replies with PrIvAte

me: *sends meme*
compadre* ItS pRiVaTe
me: welp boo hoo fucking doo sharen

by i_wrote_this_so_ya June 20, 2019

hoo-dar!?

conjunction of: 1. Who's there? 2. Who's deer? 3. Hooters as spoken in the backwards of Alabama refering to one breasts

1. Knock knock? hoo-dar!? 2. Hoo-dar!? Look like it belongs to bambi! 3. Look at that hoo-dar on that hooter's girl!?

by Edthegreat March 16, 2010

googly-hoo

1. n.: (American slang) a thing, particularly an unidentifiable thing.

2. n.: (American slang) a small blemish on one's clothing; used to describe food stains or lint.

3. pl. n.: (American slang) more than one googly-hoo.

"Um, Sheila, what is that googly-hoo all over the floor?"

-or-

"Ugh, I am so messy! I have some sort of googly-hoo on my shirt."

by Emmy Foofoo May 3, 2008