A guido is a hot italian with a blowout who girls such as myself find irresistably attractive. They hang out in clubs and they have blowouts. A guido always has his hair done in a blowout and wears clothes that probably cost as much as some people's cars. They drive BMW's. They are hot peices of ass.
A guido is someone like John Gotti Agnello. However, since he himself is way too unnatainable, take a trip to Seaside, NJ or Wildwood, NJ sometime in the summer. Go to the boardwalk at night. Take a look around. Yeah. That's them.
by barbara * December 28, 2005
Get the guido mug.A "Guido" is not per se an Italian-American moreso than a practicing Italian, much like a religion. You'll find a Guido in any region.
A "Guido" will not take disrespect on any level without having a word about it. The "Guido" does not yell, but rather speaks loudly at all times. The "Guido" will travel with a mob of friends at all times. The "Guido" will speak in italics at all times. Italic is a style of speaking with stressors in each phrase, originating in Indo-European languages including Romance.
by Nick "Forest" Marasco June 17, 2005
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by gundo saab May 12, 2007
Get the gundo mug.Italians that wear the freshest clothes, have the freshest haircuts, have the sickest jewelry and are flat out the definition of Fresh. We've been around for a while, with our modern age break-out stars being The Gotti Boys, or as females call them "The Hotti Gottis" because guidos look so good all the time it's hard not to call us hot if you're a chick. Also, thanks to the MTV show "Jersey Shore," we've made a resurgence into American pop culture and into every girl you knows hearts. If you're not one of us, you hate on us, and if you hate, it's because of jealousy.
by Chi-Town's Favorite Son January 16, 2010
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by Alyssa smith December 29, 2006
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by cola101 March 5, 2009
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by HybridTFo January 19, 2010
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