grenade lover

Anyone guy who loves hooking up with the ugly fat chicks

damn kid look at that fatty you hooked up with last night. yeah man im a grenade lover

by WhoaGurchy December 21, 2010

grenade blast

When one, or more grotesque women go to a bar, and/or club, and when they cause the people around them to scatter into different directions with their repulsive appearances.

There was a lot of people on the dance floor until that grenade blast cleared the place out.

by Robby Docs May 24, 2011

groin grenade

1) Refers to the potential excitement that can arise from a man once he realizes that he's going to get laid. Once the 'pin is pulled' by a significant other, sexual intercourse involving the man is imminent.

Things were getting hot and heavy in the car. But once she unzipped my pants, she pulled the pin on my groin grenade.

by KakashiBallZ June 16, 2008

Fruit Grenading

The act of throwing fruits into people's windows, usually at night.

A banana enters from the window and crashes a vase.
Dad: What the fuck was that???
Kid: Dad, they're fruit grenading again...

by FruitGrenader July 19, 2010

Woo Grenade

A girl whom woos while under the influence of alcohol. Also Being a grenade witch is a 6 or under. One of the worst combinations to come across.

Guys: "Hey guys they girls are here"

*door opens*

Girls: "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" (ima 6)

Perfect example Woo Grenade

by basedgod420 July 25, 2011

Hand-Grenade

To cup your hand gingerly beneath your arse, flatulate into it, and throw the ensuing stench into an unsuspecting friend's face.

I hand-grenaded him all throughout high school. The gases burned right through his olfactory nerves... poor lad hasn't been able to smell things for years...

by JugJuggler December 5, 2017

alarm clock grenade

noun. An alarm clock which is set on a short timer by someone still laying in bed and then thrown to the other side of the room. When the alarm clock goes off its user will then have no choice but to get out of bed to turn it off. A common method of waking one’s self up.

'I was having trouble getting out of bed on Monday morning, so I chucked an alarm clock grenade.'

by KartoonHead September 26, 2011