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Peruvian goats

fuckin stupid way to prepey 7th grade girls--if you put crapping after means their talkin shit
GOD the Peruvian goats are still crapin
by Taylor May 8, 2003
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tots to meh goats

Jap 1: Omeggawdd that party was so much fun.
Jap 2: I know right! Tots to meh goats !
by Gabriel Louis Pyser November 22, 2011
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GoatseMobile

A very sexually appealing automobile, first seen on episode #204 of the snimated television show "Arthur".

This vehicle has the ability to travel at unspeakably slow speeds, the highest of those speeds only being one millimeter per month (1mm/Mn). For this reason, the GoatseMobile is usually only seen in museums...

This vehicle was first manufactured in 1909, and after only making six models, the company went completely bankrupt, because the creation of the driveshaft was inexplicably complicated...The main shaft was made of pure diamond, and contained thirteen different sets of cogs rotating at different speeds and sizes through the center of the shaft, which was what made it drive so slowly...

The company was later restarted in 2006 with a much less complicated design. The vehicles now have a maximum top speed of three billion miles per hour, which is the fastest ever for any vehicle or any other moving object... The company has been doing quite well, and is partnered with GoatFactory's Goat Factory in the Goatse department. The two are both owned by Michael Jackson, and that is where he received his incredible health...
Bob Goatse: My new GoatseMobile is teh shit!

David Blaine: Aww...I only have the 1909 model, it suxxes!

Bob Goatse: HAHAHAHA! LOL! N00B!
by The Incredible Goatse Face September 12, 2007
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graisen

He thinks he's good at sports but he really ins't. He is very rich but also has no life. He has no sense of humor and he is stupid.
Graisen is stupid
by Dobsbajd0082 March 11, 2017
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goatse

An annoying prank played on naive message board spammers that when a link is clicked upon, a box comes up flashing "You Are A Idiot! HAHAHAHA!" with an appropriate stupid jingle.

A more evil version of the goatse has been found where the "Idiot" boxes are opened as bouncing boxes around your screen and as you chase and close them more boxes appear.
SchoolYon: "So I clicked on the link and BAM! my computer almost crashed!"
DrNick: "You've been goatse'd!"
by Dr Nick June 11, 2006
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The Mountain Goats

A horrible indie music group, in which the singers cannot sing.
Also severely disappointed that they really were not mountain goats.
Usually people named Betsy likes them.
Betsy- "Hey i've got the new The Mountain Goats Cd!"
by dooldool December 9, 2008
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GNATSTI

Acronym for Graphical Network Address Translation Tool for Security Information. A tool that analyzes a NAT table and displays information about current connections in a graphical format, bringing attention to possible security breaches like non-standard ports, connections to terrorist countries, etc.
Dude, I was using GNATSTI and saw that my computer was communicating with China over TCP port 6667; I think I'm part of a bot-net.
by GeorgePBurdell October 10, 2006
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