Going To Meyer's

The inviting of a member of the opposite sex round to your house for the sole purpose of sexual gratification. Need not apply to gf/bf. i.e any random person

N.B: This only applies if you actually get some, inviting a person over and NOT getting with them despite your best efforts is not Going To Meyer's.

"Ah, man, I invited Patti round to mine"
"Why?"
"Going To Meyer's if you know what I mean"

by The Donk December 27, 2009

going porcupine

When a person acts prickly and unfriendly towards another in a potentially romantic situation based on awkwardness and self-protection. Though person A likes person B a lot, they are afraid to show it and try to look cool by acting aloof and busy.

Don't worry, he's going porcupine because he's socially immature and intimidated by you. Give him some encouragement and he'll lighten up.

by pricklyp May 27, 2010

Goopingatored

Shit-Stirrer but prognosticator extraordinaire

I cant believe DeCavelier believed that shit.
yeah he done got Goopingatored.

by crotchy'spitcookedbbq October 8, 2010

Going L.A.M.

:Going L.A.M. - The opposite or in direct contradiction to "Going H.A.M."

:L.A.M. - Lame As a Muthaf%@#ah.

:Ones in ability to be more than lame. In fact, to be so lame one might just sing the Kanye West & Jay-Z song replacing the accronym H.A.M.
:Going L.A.M. - A person caught wearing a Sheep skin coat that gives the appeal as though they just woke up from a 25+ year coma.

Tray and Jai'nah met up at a the club one night, and decided after the club to have a little party of their own. After bringing Jai'nah to his apartment; She and Tray go into the bed room to have sex. Tray, to his own belief thought he was GOING H.A.M (Hard As a MuthaF%@#ah) in the bed, when in fact, according to Jai'nah was really Going L.A.M. (Lame As a MuthaF%@#ah).

by BROOKLYN JUICE March 5, 2011

Going CSI

When one's love juices have soiled an area due to careless social activitities. The abundance of remnant DNA would certainly lead to a conviction on any crime drama.

"WTF?!? Why is the couch all sticky?"

"Yo man my girl came over last night and we was going CSI right where you be sittin"

by HotMic the Vigorous DockMaster January 3, 2012

going clegg

royally screwing over your friends or coworkers in an awesome fashion.

Joe: "Fuck work and fuck you guys im out" Abe "Whats he doing i needed a ride home? Frank: "........Going clegg, watch you wallet"

by Willie B There October 2, 2013

Going Bieber

Dressing up like a fag and playing bad music to make people depressed.

''Oh my god, what is that terrible noise?''
-''I think it's our neighbours, they're going Bieber. You should be glad you can't see them''
''Yeah, I sure am''

by Vulture Orion October 20, 2013