Goober

You can call your friends/family/classmates 'Goober' if they are acting silly and goofy.

"Name, you are so silly, such a silly lil' goober!'

by Zabai April 27, 2023

goober

a “goober” is just a silly little guy. they are likely to do stupid things but they are goobers so they mean not harm. goober is an endearing little term to match the endearing personality of a “goober”. and 9 times out of ten they use “:3”. (not to be confused with femboy but lots of goobers are probably also femboys ngl)

bad person 😖: “AHH CHARLIE JUST BURNT DOWN MY HOUSE WHATS WRONG WITH HIM?!”

really cool person who everyone loves 😎: “it’s ok, he’s just a goober <3”

the charlie in question: “i like arson :3”

by Z3r0 :3 March 20, 2025

Goober

L from Death Note

“Look at him he’s just a little goober”

by X1097_PA January 3, 2024

Sloppy Goober

When you get a blowjob while watching spongbob

I was 12 when I got my first sloppy goober.

by Keegan09 May 20, 2018

goofie goober

Someone who gives spongebob anal.

I just gave spongebob goofie goober.

by Zombie slayer bin January 25, 2016

Goober

A Pickleball and marketing enthusiast

Marina is a goober

by zzzzzzzzzZiseric January 18, 2023

goober schloober

Someone who is the ultimate wackiest person ever, levels of goofiness TOO HIGH!

It happens when a goober and a schloober combine- must be contained

Man, my girlfriend is such a goober schloober, i’m so scared right now

by Gary_mint_p-_- February 10, 2024