mid-future

The point after carrying out a bad idea, at which you immediately realize it was a bad idea.

Johns car overheated, so he pulled to the side of the road to check it out. Without thinking about it, he grabbed a paper towel and used it to protect his hand from the heat as he removed the radiator cap. I'm sure John thought this was a perfect mid-future situation as the boiling antifreeze from the radiator sprayed all over his arms and face.

by Marcus P. September 25, 2007

Future Enhancement

Shit that will never get done.

The customer has requested a future enhancement .

by Dava Cofield February 15, 2017

future

Our savior , our god , the person who has opened our eyes and opened your girl's legs.

jacob: bro did you smash nina yesterday even though she is dating someone?
me: there is reason everyone calls me future lil bro.

by I'mHim August 24, 2023

a message for the future

I am 15 doing careers homework, i have no gf, 2 exes? i hope to become a mechanical engineer and provide for my family favorite games: deepwoken, roblox studio stuff like that. dad just made grilled cheese,im listening to open.spotify.com/track/5BlK5OjYdXCYFPOTr7sAXj (add a https) thats all. Bye, Tyler

you imagine life how it was, a message for the future

by maplecookie_s September 21, 2024

back to the future mobile

The "Delorian" presented in the "Back to The Future" movies. What an angry person might say when he's stressed .playing Rocket League with his annoying friends

!stfu, he has a back to the future mobile. unfair

by sioethsiohioghghsahdfioshgsiog March 18, 2018

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

future xwife

When you go out with your buddy's drinking scamming on the women looking for your xwife to be that you haven't even met yet

You walk into a drinkng establisment announce out loud ANYBODY SEEN MY FUTURE XWIFE!

by The first mongo December 30, 2016