Drum Funk

A smell given off by a particulary crappy and ugly drummer. Smells of roadkill, skidmarks, and hippies. Also faintly smells of cyanide. The smell cannot be stopped. The best course of action in this situation is to shag-ass outta where-ever the drummer is located. Drum Funk is also when a drummer is sucking of titanic proportions.

"The dudes drum funk was so bad, i had to dip away to keep from fainting!"

by catspajamas [ecb] June 17, 2008

punk funk

Prison slang for the stench emitted when two homosexual inmates have sex. It's sorta like friction burned ass.

I walked into that mop closet after those two punks was in it, and I almost puked from the smell of the punk funk.

by Signal 20 October 1, 2006

lemon funk

n.my slang. The pulpish like objects that float in a water glass after a lemon has been squeezed into and afterwards thrown into the water.

I was sitting in Russ' staring at the lemon funk fluttering in my glass.

by cranrad September 11, 2005

blue funk

Street term for methamphetamines - a narcotic putting you in a state of increased energy. The opposite of a barbituate.

Yo, Mickey, I'm tweaking.
Come over here and I'll hook you up with some blue funk, PeyPey

by Poopy Scooper April 10, 2006

Funk & Google

Virtual digital research source (modern version of
the encyclopedia Funk & Wagnall)

It's a fact! You could look it up in your Funk & Google!

by Jack F. Kelly January 1, 2009

post-funk

To come back to the place where you held your pre-funk or your final destination of the evening and attempt to revive the party by drinking the remainder of your booze (if there's any to be found). Very easy to do in a drunken stupor!

Sue: We should blow this joint and post-funk at my pad!
Lisa: But I'm already shit-faced!!
Sue: Fuck that! We're taking shots!

by Kakapoto June 9, 2007

Funk-a-thon

this is when a group of people take funky fat hack pack child porn junky monkey and just start to beat him down and watch his hilarious fighting antics

L-dizzle "Arite, when he comes out of the room, lets have a funk-a-thon"

G-money "Ok lets tron that packer"

by G-money November 11, 2004