cock-sucking-mother-fucking-son-of-a-bitch

1) The King of cursing in my book. To be used in moments of extreme pain or frustration. This curse is most often heard after a man smashes his finger with a hammer. It must be pronounced in a single breath and with a good sense of rythem.
2) A person you do not wish to see right now.

1) -"cock-sucking-mother-fucking-son-of-a-bitch!"
-"you ok?"
-"I just shot the nail gun through my temple!"
2)George Bush

cock-sucking-mother-fucking-son-of-a-bitch by REV. Smitty February 23, 2005

a royal fucking 

Amazing hardcore sex. Defined as royal because it's so good that it seems as only high class people should be treated that nice.

Billy bob gave me a royal fucking last night.

Billy bob: "Dude I gave that girl a royal fucking".

a royal fucking by Ud master November 11, 2013

cock fucking son of a bitch 

people who deserve the upmost hatred.for their stupidity

you: john give me your spare pencil for the test 6th hour

john: no

you: you cock fucking son of a bitch give me your pencil now.

cock fucking son of a bitch by william h. October 17, 2005

YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHER 

this is one of the longest insults known to man-kind, and is most commonly used to REALLY piss some one off to the highest degree, often when they are a fucking whore that deserves to die
-and you often say that when your gonna kill their mother

P1: you are a mother fucking idiot that should go die in a piss filled ho-
p2: YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHER!!!
p1: nah... wait WHAT?!
p2: *kills mother*
p1: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHER by SomeRandomIdiotThatSucksAss April 16, 2022

Just Trying To Get A Mother Fucking Scholarship 

A term that is used when someone does not actually know what they are doing, or when someone does not care about what the other person has to say.

Matt: Hey man what's up! We haven't talked in forever!

Zach: Oh nothing much, JUST TRYING TO GET A MOTHER FUCKING SCHOLARSHIP!

Just Trying To Get A Mother Fucking Scholarship by Mr. Shlibsta May 16, 2010

A complete fucking monster dick

When you can't decide between complete dick and complete monster.. Can refer to a partner who swindles you out of 30k and then breaks up with you to hookup with someone asap

Me: "I just got bamboozled. I thought it was the real deal, but I just lost everything.. :("

Friend: "damn. You just waisted a year and a half on a complete fucking monster dick."

P.S. both of those are actually just me, I'm just really sad..

A complete fucking monster dick by IjustgotTotallybamboozled June 5, 2021

my pops is a m'fckin rollin' stone 

Happy Father's Day!

I ain't crackin' jewels tonight cuz my pops is a m'fckin rollin' stone.

my pops is a m'fckin rollin' stone by mi_weazy June 22, 2010