2 definitions by Ud master

a royal fucking

Amazing hardcore sex. Defined as royal because it's so good that it seems as only high class people should be treated that nice.
Billy bob gave me a royal fucking last night.

Billy bob: "Dude I gave that girl a royal fucking".
by Ud master November 11, 2013
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South Side Sausage

Where Your Balls Are Above Your Dick This Could Be Anywhere Including Chest And Head
"Ken Has A South Side Sausage I Saw It"
by Ud master November 3, 2008
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