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New Found Glory

Asshats who made a mockery of Aerosmiths’ “I don’t want to miss a thing”.
by Anonymous Adam August 28, 2004
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new found glory

an incredable whiny and annoying pop/punk band. Some pop/punk bands are decent...New Found Glory is not one of them..
by jessi July 3, 2004
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Founding Fathers

A group of people including George Washington, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, and Benjamin Franklin. They wrote the Declaration of Independence, beat the British in the American Revolution, and wrote the Constitution of the United States in order to give freedom, liberty, and democracy to all.

The truth is, however, that they were some of the richest men in the United States at the time and represented only the interests of the wealthy property owners. They ignored the plight of the poor, the slaves, women and sought only to give freedom to themselves. The Constitution was merely a document to frame a government that has, and always will, protect the interests of the very wealthy at the expense of everyone else, i.e. 99 percent of the population.
Man, you mean all that shit is true about the Founding Fathers?

Yeah, why else would the government today give billions of dollars in military contracts to Lockheed-Martin and Boeing while ignoring social services and the needs of the poor.

But what about the Bill of Rights?

That was just a bone to make the masses happy and let them think they were actually getting something out of the Constitution. I mean, Congress passed the Sedition Act of 1798 prohibiting anyone from criticizing the government.

That's bullshit.

Yes, our history, country, and government is bullshit. It's nothing but a bunch of rich bastards led by George W. Bush and looking out for numero uno.

Damn.

It gets worse. Go read "A People's History of the United States," get pissed off, and lets change this shit.
by republicanscanblowme March 11, 2006
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New Found Glory

An emo band who sold out with the song My Friends Over You
by tdisk8 March 4, 2003
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foundation friend

A friend that has reached the level to where he/she could kiss/grope him/her with out it being considered sexual.

also as in the time to build a level and sturdy friendship, like the foundation of a well built home.
"Stewart just grabbed my butt, No biggie, he is one of my Foundation friends

Jasmin just cop'd a feel of my junk, It's all good, she is one of my Foundation friends
by Stewart D March 1, 2007
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Frand

Frand

An unreasonably large sex toy between 12 to 18 inches. A frand is usually colored black and is known for being a strange but effective slapping weapon.
Someone brought a frand to walmart and stuck it the to the ceiling! It wiggles when the air conditioner turns on!
by FannMann December 13, 2017
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Flunda

Having the capabilities of being used as any word desirable. Preferably, but not exclusively, dirty.
Dylan: "Hey Sean, did you get that flunda last night?"
Sean: "I always get that flunda!!"
Collin: "Gimme dat flunda!"
by CouchC November 6, 2010
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